Favourite drink.....Soft or Alco, whatever
Favourite drink.....Soft or Alco, whatever
31 October 2008, 12:53 AM
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Mmmm Baileys ;yum: straight with no ice I hope? Gin and tonic is my fav spirit, I'll drink almost any beer 
Galliano and fresh orange is amazing btw
Soft drinks are ok I suppose I'll drink most providing they aint diet except Tango or sunny d as they are disfeckinggusting.
Galliano and fresh orange is amazing btwSoft drinks are ok I suppose
I'll drink most providing they aint diet except Tango or sunny d as they are disfeckinggusting.
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Lee & Baileys.. hmm I dont think I've heard of that preference before
I used to love wkd blue.. cor i narf fancy a bottle of that now
Have been known to drink G&T on the odd occasion I like wine - rose in particular.. I don't like dry wines, and red wine makes my legs feel funny
Corona with a wedge of lime
V&O
Green eyed monsters are lush.. V&O, with a large dash of caracao interesting green colour, funnily enough
Pity is I'm not 'allowed' to drink alcyhol... I'm on prescription meds which 'ban' such nice things.. but I do have the odd one..
I used to love wkd blue.. cor i narf fancy a bottle of that now
Have been known to drink G&T on the odd occasion
I like wine - rose in particular.. I don't like dry wines, and red wine makes my legs feel funny Corona with a wedge of lime
V&O
Green eyed monsters are lush.. V&O, with a large dash of caracao interesting green colour, funnily enough
Pity is I'm not 'allowed' to drink alcyhol... I'm on prescription meds which 'ban' such nice things.. but I do have the odd one..
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31 October 2008, 08:39 AM
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To all those who replied on this thread 
A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked
if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered?
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
If Women Drink...
Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ***.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Scotch and soda
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.
Wine - (bottled, not 4 liter cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation
Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and
you're in.
Cape Velvet
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait.......
IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.)
Cider
He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer
He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Castle Lager Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer
He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Guinness
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Water
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he
can still get laid
Wine
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help
him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy
Extremely horny hound, would **** a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Port
Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky
He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in
his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities
(knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Rum or Tequila
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc
He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.
A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked
if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered?
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
If Women Drink...
Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ***.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Scotch and soda
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.
Wine - (bottled, not 4 liter cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation
Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and
you're in.
Cape Velvet
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait.......
IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.)
Cider
He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer
He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Castle Lager Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer
He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Guinness
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Water
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he
can still get laid
Wine
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help
him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy
Extremely horny hound, would **** a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Port
Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky
He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in
his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities
(knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Rum or Tequila
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc
He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change.
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Can anyone tell me what "Screech" is. Was talking to a friend in Belgium and he says he drinks this all the time. Did not want to ask, incase he thought I was a goon
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Real Ale - Enjoying my local at the moment as Hobgoblin is one of the guest ales
That and single malt whisky, Islay is my most favourite region, but like most of them. The older, rarer, more expensive the better I find, shame I can't afford them though
That and single malt whisky, Islay is my most favourite region, but like most of them. The older, rarer, more expensive the better I find, shame I can't afford them though
