g4z4h

dry my nuts on the radiator

SVXNUT

Ok lets watch out for which member is walking like john Wayne. Note they posted under a pseudonym.

Tam the bam

Dan Gleebits perhaps

Shoulda called himself dan gleeburntbits if it is!

paulwrxboro

spray my ***** with deoderant

Torquemada

I fell asleeep sitting on a cistern in the toilets of the Strathclyde student union, when I was feeling a little worse for ware.

The bad bit was that I woke up about 6 inches from the ground, whilst still on a collision course with it. I slammed to the floor, head first, which hurt, alot.
I then writhed around, clutching my skull, in massive pain, in the remnants of other peoples excretions from a busy evening at the union, which included loads of puke, urine, stale beer, spit and probably a fair bit of turd there too.
I soon realised where I was and what I was covered in and spent a good while literally hosing myself down at the sinks. <shudders>

It was hellish and, although I was sooooo wasted it was untrue, I shall never forget it

Removed.

One of the cleaners at a former employer decided to enjoy himself whilst cleaning one of the single occupancy loos. To make absolutely sure he wasn't discovered whilst sat on the throne exercising his right arm, he put his foot against the door. Now maybe it was the fact that it was the combined Ladies and Disabled toilet that floated his boat, but he should of remembered that the door opened outwards to facilitate wheelchair users access in a small space. Apparently the surprise of the door being opened by one of the other cleaners wondering why the door was rattling, was just the inspiration he needed to achieve fulfilment.

Kieran_Burns

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Let me paint you a picture:

Night time. Toilet. Last thing afore going to bed: bleach toilet to allow good clean.

Morning. Go to toilet. Decide on a sit down session. Kecks down. Seat down. Sit down.

Inadvertently touch toilet rim with my best friend.

Realise that neat bleach and tip of dick do NOT mix well.

Sonic'

Why the hell would you want to dry your nuts on the radiator, whats wrong with using the missuses face towel

Or if not your missus her curtains

Dan Gleebits

not me, Tamothy

scoobybubbles

(from g4z4h) -> it was a dare! xD lmaoo.... a never again dare! but i like where your coming from

stevebt

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Watch my lass on the toilet when she forgets to lock the door <shuuders>