J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Oh dear, i have been in Birmingham today at the Oracle conference, she went out with her cronies at 8 so I had a couple of beers and then a glass of wine, then a second then I thought I may as well finish it so a little inebriated so how do I conceal my status when she gets home as I suspect I may be in trouble ?

sti-04!!

Go to bed. Used to work for me

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

A) Go to bed now and feign being asleep
B) Hide behind the door and surprise the **** out of her when she arrives.she will be to shocked to notice your drunk state
C) Keep drinking and tell her the washing up hasnt been done and she better do it before she goes to bed

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Swiss, you haven't met my wife have you, imagine a creature that can out smart and out maneuver a keyboard warrior(smart ****) like myself and you wont be far wide of the mark, makes NACRO look like an unmotivated Smurf with special needs.

Has he been Infracted yet by the way ?

ronjeramy

iTrader: (1)

Either go to bed or jut tell your not dwunk and you've not been dwinking

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

I have not met your wife (honest ) but I can imagine that if you are in the dog house, you may as well go out in style, so do your best Elephant impression, slap her on the **** and tell her she is in for a night of her life...woff woof

What have you got to lose

Lee247

You suddenly developed a severe dose of Man Flu. You have no idea how much Benelyn you have comsumed as you were feeling so poorly. Now you are feeling very unsteady on your feet and best go to bed to sleep the symptoms off

Suresh

Just grow a pair. When she gets in tell her you're drunk and horny.

sti-04!!

We have a winner

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

so speaks a woman who has tried that one before

NotoriousREV

Get j4ckos mate round, get him mullered and preferably pissing in the lounge. She won't notice how drunk you are.

Lee247

Why thank you, sti

Swiss, you have no idea Oh and thank you for the pics, that hat is just great

Sonic'

Tell her the conference was so boring you needed a drink

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Pretend to be ill and feel feint; she'll pass it off as man flu.

Just make sure you dispose of the evidence and get the alcohol of your breath, man!

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Are you not allowed to drink ??

Sounds like a fun relationship

Leslie

What better advice than that!

Is that what you do Lesley?

Les