HankScorpio

Handy Translator:

She says
~~~~ She Means

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We need
~~~~ I want

It's your decision
~~~~ The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want
~~~~ You'll pay for this later

We need to talk
~~~~ I need to complain

Sure...go ahead
~~~~ I don't want you to.

I'm not upset
~~~~ Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're...so manly
~~~~ You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.
~~~~ Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional!
~~~~ I have PMT. And I'm not overreacting!

Be romantic, turn out the lights.
~~~~ I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient.
~~~~ I want a new house.

I want new curtains
~~~~ and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there
~~~~ No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise
~~~~ I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?
~~~~ I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?
~~~~ I did something today you're really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute.
~~~~ Sit down and find a good programme on TV

Is my bum fat?
~~~~ Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.
~~~~ Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?
~~~~ [Too late, your dead.]

Yes
~~~~ No

No
~~~~ No

Maybe
~~~~ No

I'm sorry.
~~~~ You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?
~~~~ It's easy to make, so you'd better get get used to it.

I'm not shouting!
~~~~ I'm shouting because I think this is important.

Of course I did, couldn't you tell?
~~~~ I deserve an oscar you clumsy oaf.


In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing.
~~~~ Nothing.

Nothing.
~~~~ Everything.

Everything.
~~~~ My PMT is acting up.

Nothing, really.
~~~~ It's just that you're such a ****.

I don't want to talk about it.
~~~~ Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.



Any additions...?

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

She manages all of those in a single day

Leslie

Very good!

Les

stilover

I'm tired
~~~ Fcukoff, you ain't getting any.

Can we just watch a DVD tonight?
~~~ Fcukoff, you ain't getting any.

I've seen a nice top in the sale today.
~~~ Your getting some tonight as long as you buy me that top tomorrow.