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Old 10 December 2008, 04:55 PM
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Any female would appreciate this book, probably

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking
Old 10 December 2008, 05:05 PM
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As they say, if God was a woman, semen would taste of chocolate.
Old 10 December 2008, 05:08 PM
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eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I'm sure JM posted this the other day
Old 10 December 2008, 05:27 PM
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FFS sial semen on a see saw sat watching a scooberoo in a lake sinking singing sadly.........






































Old 10 December 2008, 05:37 PM
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I admire you for posting that, that took spunk.
Old 10 December 2008, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
I admire you for posting that, that took spunk.

HS, take yourself over there for a public flogging. Thats terrible
Old 10 December 2008, 05:46 PM
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I've got my wife an Ironing Centre ... she does struggle with lifting the Iron out of the fire, this enables her to keep all her bits together while doing my Ironing - I'm sure she will be very pleased.

She did like the Mangle I bought her last year - enables her to not spin dry the clothes, thus saving energy and money
Old 10 December 2008, 05:47 PM
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Nothing new there. Most takeaways have been doing this for years for their special customers
Old 10 December 2008, 05:52 PM
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So you want your wife to start feeding you semen based food? Let's hope she doesn't shop out of town for the ingrediants
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I suppose its safe to assume the author doesn't swallow
Old 10 December 2008, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Daz34
Nothing new there. Most takeaways have been doing this for years for their special customers
Ub has been fed more than once then
Old 10 December 2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by *Jamie*
UB has been fed more than once then
Old 10 December 2008, 07:31 PM
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The comments are hilarious. Especially:

What the F*** is wrong with you people?
Old 10 December 2008, 10:14 PM
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SIAL i posted it last week,
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
SIAL i posted it last week,
SIAL? spunk in a lasagne??
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