Help buying a completely Inappropriate Xmas gift
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Right guys I want to get 3 of my best mates something completely stupid and inappropriate for christmas that makes no sense what so ever. I just want them to open it on christmas and go WHAT THE *** IS THIS???
1 is a car nut, lives with parents and is a font of useless knowledge
2 is my ex-director, has his own business, drives a 5 series and has just entered the life of being a family man.
3 is a workaholic who loves gadgets and paranormal stuff and has a serious issue of being in places on time.
Any help would be fantastic as its wrecking my brain and i really want a good reaction of them!
1 is a car nut, lives with parents and is a font of useless knowledge
2 is my ex-director, has his own business, drives a 5 series and has just entered the life of being a family man.
3 is a workaholic who loves gadgets and paranormal stuff and has a serious issue of being in places on time.
Any help would be fantastic as its wrecking my brain and i really want a good reaction of them!
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something stupid and inappropriate? a fridge magnet photo of your bum?![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/vp/ns/ga...&xnav=TsrImage
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something stupid and inappropriate? a fridge magnet photo of your bum?![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/vp/ns/ga...&xnav=TsrImage
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is that where the big man bag came from?
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Perfect for No 1 mate
Nodding Jesus: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games
Perfect for No 2 mate
Fake Brick - Bricking it - Only £9.95
Perfect for No 3 mate
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Nodding Jesus: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games
Perfect for No 2 mate
Fake Brick - Bricking it - Only £9.95
Perfect for No 3 mate
Screaming Alarm Clock
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fantastic Andy, defo great idea's i love that fake Brick, i'm even considering just getting Subject 1 a real Brick as he would love it
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I once bought my sister's new boyfriend a leather whip (£2.99 from a fancy dress shop) for Christmas, his face when he opened it in front of my parents was fantastic
My sister punched me later
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My mate one year brought another friend a stuffed fox's head he got off Ebay. The head looked like the fox had been run over, its the mangiest looking thing you'll ever see.
He also brought me a signed picture of Status Quo.
Now they are two of the most bizarre gifts I've ever seen
He also brought me a signed picture of Status Quo.
Now they are two of the most bizarre gifts I've ever seen
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You want bizarre, head over to Baron Bob's.
It's in the us but easy to browse and when you find something, just google for it in the uk or have a look on ebay, you'll usually find stuff.
It's in the us but easy to browse and when you find something, just google for it in the uk or have a look on ebay, you'll usually find stuff.
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