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Old 16 December 2008, 11:18 PM
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Right guys I want to get 3 of my best mates something completely stupid and inappropriate for christmas that makes no sense what so ever. I just want them to open it on christmas and go WHAT THE *** IS THIS???

1 is a car nut, lives with parents and is a font of useless knowledge

2 is my ex-director, has his own business, drives a 5 series and has just entered the life of being a family man.

3 is a workaholic who loves gadgets and paranormal stuff and has a serious issue of being in places on time.

Any help would be fantastic as its wrecking my brain and i really want a good reaction of them!
Old 16 December 2008, 11:22 PM
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i got this for a friend. its a smashed up piggy bank in a tub, you have to glue it back together

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Old 16 December 2008, 11:27 PM
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go visit the man bag thread.
Old 16 December 2008, 11:27 PM
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something stupid and inappropriate? a fridge magnet photo of your bum?

http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/vp/ns/ga...&xnav=TsrImage
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Originally Posted by jjones
go visit the man bag thread.

Old 16 December 2008, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
something stupid and inappropriate? a fridge magnet photo of your bum?

http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/vp/ns/ga...&xnav=TsrImage

is that where the big man bag came from?
Old 16 December 2008, 11:33 PM
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nope that was just a random man in a bag from google.. i was expecting houdini not some man in a giant femidom

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Old 16 December 2008, 11:34 PM
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Perfect for No 1 mate

Nodding Jesus: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games

Perfect for No 2 mate

Fake Brick - Bricking it - Only £9.95

Perfect for No 3 mate

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Old 16 December 2008, 11:41 PM
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fantastic Andy, defo great idea's i love that fake Brick, i'm even considering just getting Subject 1 a real Brick as he would love it
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T-Qualizer Oroginal T Shirt Only £19.95! Gift | Gadget | Toy
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I once bought my sister's new boyfriend a leather whip (£2.99 from a fancy dress shop) for Christmas, his face when he opened it in front of my parents was fantastic My sister punched me later
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Guess my fridge magnet idea didn't stick
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you can stick it where the sun don't shine
Old 17 December 2008, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
you can stick it where the sun don't shine
that'd be a picture of someone elses butt on my butt then. Not quite my original idea, and I'm sure my OH wouldn't find it very attractive
Old 17 December 2008, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge


Guess my fridge magnet idea didn't stick
Get your coat woman
Old 17 December 2008, 12:28 PM
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what were those stuffed things, road kill animals or something like, sure they'd fit the bill
Old 17 December 2008, 12:29 PM
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http://www.roadkilltoys.com/componen...art/Itemid,80/
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Ballet Barbie.........
Old 17 December 2008, 12:31 PM
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Quality I can't wait to see the hedgehog mouse mat
Old 17 December 2008, 12:45 PM
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i love this

his name is Twitch

Old 17 December 2008, 12:47 PM
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omfg thats horrible!
Old 17 December 2008, 12:49 PM
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You could get them that x-factor top tip tripe you obviously love so much .....


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this is even worse, he has skipping rope hanging out, he is called Splodge




i might get him
Old 17 December 2008, 01:36 PM
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get them all Sky+ (private joke)
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My mate one year brought another friend a stuffed fox's head he got off Ebay. The head looked like the fox had been run over, its the mangiest looking thing you'll ever see.

He also brought me a signed picture of Status Quo.

Now they are two of the most bizarre gifts I've ever seen
Old 17 December 2008, 09:23 PM
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this just caught my eye
**** Face Soap
Old 17 December 2008, 09:36 PM
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You want bizarre, head over to Baron Bob's.
It's in the us but easy to browse and when you find something, just google for it in the uk or have a look on ebay, you'll usually find stuff.
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salsa king would love this

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