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Old 18 December 2008, 09:35 AM
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My daughter has a temp job with a major pharmaceutical company with about 900 staff in her office alone.

Despite only being a temp she got invited to the office Christmas do tonight.

Well everyone gets a coach ride to a luxury country hotel for a full sit down job. Free bar all night - which strikes me as a bit dangerous - and an overnight stay at the hotel or one just up the road.

And yes I have warned her

Any one else doing it in style?

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Old 18 December 2008, 09:52 AM
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Had a meal last night with the rest of the lowly contractors here Paid for out of my own pocket, 2 pints and an hour train home to my waiting car.....brilliant
Old 18 December 2008, 09:57 AM
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Canceled here, but thanks for the info......
Old 18 December 2008, 10:11 AM
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Christmas????? When did this happen?
Old 18 December 2008, 10:14 AM
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I'm off on my "official" Christmas do this afternoon
Old 18 December 2008, 10:25 AM
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Afternoon! jeez, I wish!
Old 18 December 2008, 10:39 AM
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Does anyone on this forum actually know why we eat turkey as the main constituent of our Christmas meal ?

I do, but i'll bet there will be some cracking interpretations
Old 18 December 2008, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Does anyone on this forum actually know why we eat turkey as the main constituent of our Christmas meal ?
I don't know you or your family but is it because your name is Bernard Matthews?
Old 18 December 2008, 10:44 AM
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I don't touch the ****e, a wild boars head everytime for me on Christmas day
Old 18 December 2008, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
I don't know you or your family but is it because your name is Bernard Matthews?
Bootiful, just bootiful.
Old 18 December 2008, 10:45 AM
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Originally people roasted Turkish Delight which people would eat by dipping their roast bananas in it and finish it all off with some mint spiders.

Sadly the recipes have become lost in translation over the years hence the big dry bird,goose fat roasties and currents mashed into a little pie case,

Oh,hope she enjoyed the party....we are going to the local golf club for the few staff to moan about the sloppy veg...then sod off home
Old 18 December 2008, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
I don't know you or your family but is it because your name is Bernard Matthews?
No, but i've stuffed a few fat birds before
Old 18 December 2008, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Does anyone on this forum actually know why we eat turkey as the main constituent of our Christmas meal ?

I do, but i'll bet there will be some cracking interpretations
Because America made us do it.
Old 18 December 2008, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
No, but i've stuffed a few fat birds before
Ah, then I really haven't got a clue who you are.
Old 18 December 2008, 10:48 AM
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Think "charles dickens"

I've no idea why I keep

Old 18 December 2008, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Think "charles dickens"

I've no idea why I keep

Bullsh1t, you're not Charles Dickens.
Old 18 December 2008, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Ah, then I really haven't got a clue who you are.

We're the ones without the ostentatious decorations, you know, the ones who wait until the 13th december to pretend to celebrate the birth of Jesus by having a norwegian spruce covered in shiny tinsel and ramming the point up an angels **** for the "kids" benefit
Old 18 December 2008, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Bullsh1t, you're not Charles Dickens.

Who the dickens do you think I am
Old 18 December 2008, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Who the dickens do you think I am
I thought you were David Dickens, son.


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Old 18 December 2008, 10:57 AM
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Now i'm all of a twist
Old 18 December 2008, 11:08 AM
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I had Great Expectations of him guessing who you were
Old 18 December 2008, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
I had Great Expectations of him guessing who you were
Oliver guess in a month of Sundays, sorry, Dave.
Old 18 December 2008, 11:13 AM
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Its ok, it is Hard Times
Old 18 December 2008, 01:08 PM
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Le crunch a la credite does not stop people falling ill clearly.
Old 18 December 2008, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Now i'm all of a twist
U are a heap!
Old 18 December 2008, 01:31 PM
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Went to Portugal for 4 days. Flew out Thursday, Back Sunday. 25 or so of us. Nice little break.
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For our works do we are saying at the Wyndham Grand, London, free meal, free bar and excellent breakfast in the morning.

Can't wait
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saturday, free meal, freeze booze, localish to where I live so taxi home (free - either the mrs or taxi but its free )

shame the place is small and cramped and there will be over a hundred people there, mostly overweight supporting the bar. In fact half of them look like turkeys, glad I ordered beef
Old 18 December 2008, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Does anyone on this forum actually know why we eat turkey as the main constituent of our Christmas meal ?

I do, but i'll bet there will be some cracking interpretations
The traditional bird to have at Christmas was always Goose.
Which is a fatty fowl but this gave us goose fat to rub into our chests when we had winter colds (Vick is better).

When we discovered the Americas in 1770's there were loads of big breasted birds running around wild.

One of these birds could feed 10 or more people so they shipped live birds back to Britain and ancestors of Bernard Matthews came into being.

Butchers did a good trade in these birds and so it became traditional to have one at Christmas, Easter or any other big celebration.



and good old USA

Turkey for Thanksgiving;
Roast beef or goose for Christmas;
Ham for New Year's Eve.
Old 18 December 2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by coolangatta
U are a heap!
Ha ha well I got it ....lol


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