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Old 29 December 2008, 01:22 PM
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Default Unbelievable....But made me chuckle...Linda Lusardi...999

Just seen this on the news

Z list ''celebrity'' thinking the world owes her something

The Press Association: Stuck-in-traffic Lusardi dials 999
Old 29 December 2008, 01:26 PM
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What a tit !!
Old 29 December 2008, 01:35 PM
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It wasnt quite as bad as made out; was it? She allegedly called and asked for permission (rather than doing it and then lying through Nick Freeman). From the headline you might wonder whether she had called and demanded an escort...
Old 29 December 2008, 01:42 PM
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Even calling to ask permission is shameful. 999 is for emergencies not late people wanting to cause accidents.
Old 29 December 2008, 01:46 PM
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Brains are obviously still in her ****.
Wonder if she spun the 'do you know who i am' line
Old 29 December 2008, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
She allegedly called and asked for permission (rather than doing it and then lying through Nick Freeman).
Ah, the old Alex Ferguson "I needed a ****" defence.
Old 29 December 2008, 01:58 PM
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What a pantomime.
Old 29 December 2008, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
What a pantomime.
Oh no it isn't!
Old 29 December 2008, 02:01 PM
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Oh yes it is!














Sorry. I'll go now.
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Oh yes it is!

Sorry. I'll go now.
best to mate, and put it all......... BEHIND YOU !!
Old 29 December 2008, 02:34 PM
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Daft, but generally she comes across as a nice person, probably panicking and did the wrong thing, probably feels a bit embarrassed about it, cold light of day and all that.
Old 29 December 2008, 07:50 PM
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i would love to hard shoulder her ! MILF's are the best !
Old 29 December 2008, 07:54 PM
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Police also received a 999 call from a man who complained staff at a takeaway had wrongly put mushrooms on his pizza.


All here

BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | 'Ridiculous' 999 calls revealed
Old 29 December 2008, 08:29 PM
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People dont realise that the Police have proper jobs to do, like sticking light meters on your tinted glass, and getting metal rulers out and measuring the spaces between letters on your reg plate.

Sorry Sir you cant have MUMS TAXI in 4mm high letters on the base of your number plate.....that will be £60 please...oh and a solved crime stat for me and my Super, all the best.

The Police have important things to be doing, solving crime, give them a break.

But if your car gets nicked they will be around to see you on the 38th of Jelember, not likely to get a quick tick box on that one.....nah leave it.
Old 29 December 2008, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Snazy
Even calling to ask permission is shameful. 999 is for emergencies not late people wanting to cause accidents.
Speaking as someone who works for the ambulance service I couldn't agree with you more. Sadly, we deal with calls worse than hers every day of the week - can you imagine how many people will already be planning their 'taxi' home on Wednesday night. All the time we are required to deal with these malingering fooking wasters genuine calls are delayed and putting lives seriously at risk. Until we can say NO to these people without fear of staff being personally held responsible, then the situation will go on and on.....here endeth the lesson.
On this subject I see there was someone rang 999 as they'd had trouble getting through to the Come Dancing phonelines

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Old 29 December 2008, 09:33 PM
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she should called me, I'm sure I could of helped her in some way

she's an ubbermilf

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Dumb bitch
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stoopid moo. And she was only playing at the Wycombe Swan ffs, not like it was a performance for the Queen at the Royal Albert

not that i am saying it would be ok for her to dial 999 if she was at the Albert, before anyone jumps on that!!


She should be made to pay a fine of some sort to the emergency services for wasting their valuable time - as should all the timewasters they get
Old 29 December 2008, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
She should be made to pay a fine of some sort to the emergency services for wasting their valuable time
And I'd pay her fine in return for a STW, 50 or not I'd bang her brains out I made many a tissue soggy over her when I were a lad In fact I bet I still could!
Old 29 December 2008, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
And I'd pay her fine in return for a STW, 50 or not I'd bang her brains out I made many a tissue soggy over her when I were a lad In fact I bet I still could!
Defo
Old 29 December 2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Ved
Dumb bitch
dont think so ..!

and yes i would and did in my dreams every time
Old 29 December 2008, 11:20 PM
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thats a 3 holer for sure !
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she should of offered the cops a soapy t1tw4nk
Old 30 December 2008, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
And I'd pay her fine in return for a STW, 50 or not I'd bang her brains out I made many a tissue soggy over her when I were a lad In fact I bet I still could!
Perverting the course of justice. Just what I'd expect from you
Old 30 December 2008, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Perverting the course of justice. Just what I'd expect from you
Old 30 December 2008, 01:09 PM
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Dopey mare
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Originally Posted by yoza
But if your car gets nicked they will be around to see you on the 38th of Jelember
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-----Edited by webteam------

Correct me if I am wrong but I can see a fair amount of flappage in that photo ?

I am afraid that a slightly grainy and ancient scan of Linda Lusardi's fanny will corrupt me for ever, well the next five minutes.....

Last edited by New_scooby_04; 30 December 2008 at 03:47 PM. Reason: Reference to vaped link....PS Quit hogging the kleenex! :D
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