Poo Joke - Work safe!
15 January 2009, 07:23 AM
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Poo Joke - Work safe!
A little girl walks into the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is
reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is
already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good
stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to
the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in
stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
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"And Tigger?"
reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is
already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good
stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to
the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in
stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
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"And Tigger?"
15 January 2009, 04:37 PM
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