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16 January 2009, 09:36 AM
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Lazy neighbour
In the paper it said "please look after your neighbours in the cold weather".Not once has my 87 year old neighbour come round to check if I'm all right. The lazy bitch hasn't even taken in her milk for 2 weeks!
16 January 2009, 10:06 AM
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Why not go round and knock on her door. Check she's ok, instead of being a pr1ck
If no answer, phone the police. They can enter her property.I was brought up to respect my elders. I alway stop & talk to my elderly neighbours. I've always offered to help them should they need it. Even if it's just changing a lightbulb.
This country would be a far better place if we all thought like this.
16 January 2009, 10:11 AM
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Surely the OP was making a joke - and he doesn't have a 87 year old neighbour who hasn't taken her milk in.
Can't believe people have taken that comment as serious!
Can't believe people have taken that comment as serious!
16 January 2009, 10:12 AM
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Maybe instead of making jokes, she might actualy need some help. Or as already said, she could have died.
Why not go round and knock on her door. Check she's ok, instead of being a pr1ck If no answer, phone the police. They can enter her property.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I alway stop & talk to my elderly neighbours. I've always offered to help them should they need it. Even if it's just changing a lightbulb.
This country would be a far better place if we all thought like this.
Why not go round and knock on her door. Check she's ok, instead of being a pr1ck
If no answer, phone the police. They can enter her property.I was brought up to respect my elders. I alway stop & talk to my elderly neighbours. I've always offered to help them should they need it. Even if it's just changing a lightbulb.
This country would be a far better place if we all thought like this.
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16 January 2009, 10:42 AM
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16 January 2009, 10:44 AM
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Cant believe someone didnt see that as a joke 
16 January 2009, 10:52 AM
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16 January 2009, 11:00 AM
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I'm full of great idea's. You could work out how much the level rise's in one week, mark the windows with a scale and you a have a house calender.
The only problem is as she bloats she will disperse more milk and affect the readings, we may have to tweak the scale or reduce the milk input to off set the bloating body.
16 January 2009, 11:20 AM
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16 January 2009, 11:49 AM
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I'm full of great idea's. You could work out how much the level rise's in one week, mark the windows with a scale and you a have a house calender.
The only problem is as she bloats she will disperse more milk and affect the readings, we may have to tweak the scale or reduce the milk input to off set the bloating body.
The only problem is as she bloats she will disperse more milk and affect the readings, we may have to tweak the scale or reduce the milk input to off set the bloating body.
16 January 2009, 12:02 PM
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she might on the other hand have a very thirsty cat and you will need to take the volume of milk away from the volume of glass and adjust the calendar method accordingly, as long has the cat has access to the outside world (via a catflap, or other such method) and utilises this exit for the purpose of urination. If however the cat is ever caught short, which can happen , then you'll need to calculate the probability of this and again make adjustments to the forecast.
as for the milk bottles blocking up access to the catflap, then anything can happen.
my guess is you'll be celebrating christmas in september using this method, but hey, you never know
as for the milk bottles blocking up access to the catflap, then anything can happen.
my guess is you'll be celebrating christmas in september using this method, but hey, you never know
16 January 2009, 12:50 PM
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You bunch of sick b*st*rds.
Get round there and drop some flowers off immediately you selfish idiot.
They'll hide the smell of her decomposing corpse
Get round there and drop some flowers off immediately you selfish idiot.
They'll hide the smell of her decomposing corpse
16 January 2009, 01:12 PM
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she might on the other hand have a very thirsty cat and you will need to take the volume of milk away from the volume of glass and adjust the calendar method accordingly, as long has the cat has access to the outside world (via a catflap, or other such method) and utilises this exit for the purpose of urination. If however the cat is ever caught short, which can happen , then you'll need to calculate the probability of this and again make adjustments to the forecast.
as for the milk bottles blocking up access to the catflap, then anything can happen.
my guess is you'll be celebrating christmas in september using this method, but hey, you never know
as for the milk bottles blocking up access to the catflap, then anything can happen.
my guess is you'll be celebrating christmas in september using this method, but hey, you never know
Far to many variables I reckon, This could really screw up Christmas for any local's using the calender. Lets just leave her to rot and buy a Hollyoaks calender instead.
16 January 2009, 01:16 PM
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she might on the other hand have a very thirsty cat and you will need to take the volume of milk away from the volume of glass and adjust the calendar method accordingly, as long has the cat has access to the outside world (via a catflap, or other such method) and utilises this exit for the purpose of urination. If however the cat is ever caught short, which can happen , then you'll need to calculate the probability of this and again make adjustments to the forecast.
as for the milk bottles blocking up access to the catflap, then anything can happen.
my guess is you'll be celebrating christmas in september using this method, but hey, you never know
as for the milk bottles blocking up access to the catflap, then anything can happen.
my guess is you'll be celebrating christmas in september using this method, but hey, you never know
Hope her *****'s ok
16 January 2009, 03:31 PM
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Ok its last years, but hey, who'll be looking at the dates anyway?
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Ok its last years, but hey, who'll be looking at the dates anyway?
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16 January 2009, 07:53 PM
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lol on a lighter note, i read in the mirror today that people are being encouraged to report neighbours that seem to be living a lavish life style on ill gotten gains lolllllllllllllll
so if your neighbour doesn't have a proper job and has an RS4 parked outside his house dial 999 now
so if your neighbour doesn't have a proper job and has an RS4 parked outside his house dial 999 now
16 January 2009, 11:49 PM
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Oh for christ's sake, no milkman would let the old dear run up a bill for more than a fortnight.
Then he'd just walk past !
dunx
Then he'd just walk past !
dunx