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Old 16 January 2009, 04:02 PM
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Smile USELESS POEM BYE MY 11YR OLD DAUGHTER

As above my daughter made this poem today at school she is 11 and i thought it was great and she would like to share it with you all ENJOY .


USELESS.....

You're as useless as a fire with no heat,
As a heart with out a beat,
As a book with no words,
As a ball with no curves.

You're as useless as a sun with no light,
As an eye with no sight,
As 2 legged chair,
As a growl with out a bear.

You're as usless as a tv with no plug,
As a rope with no tug,
As hair with no roots,
As a heal with no boots.

You're as usless as a math with out a sum,
As a hand with no thumb,
As a mouth with out a tooth,
As a phone with out a booth ...


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Old 16 January 2009, 04:05 PM
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very good, shes thought about that well. ile bet she has a high IQ!
Old 16 January 2009, 04:14 PM
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We went her first parents evening the other day at her new seniour school they all said she cdnt try any harder, But saying that she is not top of all the groups but she tries as hard as possible in the ones she is in, so me and the wife was very happy indeed...
Old 16 January 2009, 04:19 PM
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You missed the bottom..
With love to Dad from your Daughter....

Very good, don't they make you proud.
Old 16 January 2009, 04:27 PM
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Very good and only 11 you must be very proud mate
Old 16 January 2009, 04:28 PM
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man thats excellent and shes only 11. what your secret.lol
Old 16 January 2009, 04:32 PM
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Maybe she can teach you to spell?


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Old 16 January 2009, 04:38 PM
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Clever little lady you have there

Good poem...I like
Old 16 January 2009, 05:00 PM
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Smile agree mate

Originally Posted by sKunk
Maybe she can teach you to spell?


She does skunk lol I left school at 14 to work with my dad was good for buinsess but not for the academic reason lmao
Old 16 January 2009, 05:03 PM
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Smile Must be the wife ...

Originally Posted by mus 1st class sti type r
man thats excellent and shes only 11. what your secret.lol
Nothing to do with me but my wife is on the levell if not a tad higher in the brain department...

And yes we are very very happy with her progress so far
Old 16 January 2009, 05:35 PM
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Very good that Mark, obvioulsy she doesn,t take after Daddy..
Old 16 January 2009, 06:57 PM
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Default lmao

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Very good that Mark, obvioulsy she doesn,t take after Daddy..

Dam every 1 has said same thing ok im thick lets move on
Old 16 January 2009, 09:05 PM
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Thats quality mate, you must be proud as punch, i know i would be
Old 16 January 2009, 09:20 PM
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Smile exlnt we buzzing

Originally Posted by scoobysmiff
Thats quality mate, you must be proud as punch, i know i would be

Yes we all are mate cant keep telling my daughter though she getting big head lmao
Old 16 January 2009, 09:30 PM
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nice one. thats very good for a 11yo.
Old 16 January 2009, 09:47 PM
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My daughter is 10 and has been asked to do a poetry fair???
Old 16 January 2009, 09:52 PM
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whats one of them steve/ sorry like all have stated im dumb lol
Old 16 January 2009, 09:56 PM
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Very nice mate , always suprise us all dont they




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cracking poem
Old 16 January 2009, 10:11 PM
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That's a good poem
Old 16 January 2009, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BIG FUD
whats one of them steve/ sorry like all have stated im dumb lol

I have no idea???? My missus told me and dragged my daughter in to tell me more. I just heard two women going blah blah blah
Old 16 January 2009, 10:41 PM
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Excellent poem, She should be very proud of herself, It's not easy going to BIG SCHOOL.

Well done LITTLE FUD!

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