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Old 18 January 2009, 05:43 PM
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Default Bird strike in a porker

You just know the smell is never going away.

This is what happens when you hit a bird at 120mph |

(might well be SIAL but as well as not GingAF, recent events return it to relevance )
Old 18 January 2009, 05:58 PM
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Yeh, have seen that before. Gross!

Have you seen the BMW with the deer embedded in it.
Old 18 January 2009, 06:01 PM
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I imagine that guy went he brought his Porsche thought

" I am going to pull some birds in this car "

Old 18 January 2009, 06:01 PM
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Old 18 January 2009, 06:01 PM
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I wouldn't like to be the one cleaning that up!
Old 18 January 2009, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
I wouldn't like to be the one cleaning that up!
He's a kraut so who cares
Old 18 January 2009, 06:05 PM
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Whoah!!
Old 18 January 2009, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
He's a kraut so who cares
Old 18 January 2009, 06:23 PM
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Ah Yes deerect fuel injection.










I'll get me coat.
Old 18 January 2009, 06:36 PM
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Moose loaded and ready


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Bizarrely, mythbusters had the myth of whether you should slow down or speed up when hitting a moose on tonight.

Terrifying amount of damage done to a car at less than 40mph
Old 18 January 2009, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Bizarrely, mythbusters had the myth of whether you should slow down or speed up when hitting a moose on tonight.
If you have to hit a moose at all then hit her hard and fast and just hope her sister is better looking.
Old 18 January 2009, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Bizarrely, mythbusters had the myth of whether you should slow down or speed up when hitting a moose on tonight.

Terrifying amount of damage done to a car at less than 40mph
And the verdict was?? Aparently they make good eating.
Old 18 January 2009, 08:14 PM
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Verdict was to slow down as the moose would not flip up over the car as people hoped, just plough straight through.

It peeled the roof right back on the high speed run, even watching it happen you couldn't believe the sheer amount of damage done in such a short space of time.
Old 18 January 2009, 08:20 PM
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Oh I can, I hit a large deer in the US in a brand new Chevvy pickup a few years ago.

I didn't hit it hard enough to kill it outright, so had to finish it off. Made a bloody mess of the truck, problem was 2 mins after I pulled the trigger, the bloody deputy turned up as he'd heard the shot. Happened 2 days before open season. Made a good bbq though, and the truck cost 5 grand to repair!
Old 18 January 2009, 08:44 PM
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i had to extract a cat from a discovery fan cowling once , lets say it was a messy job . the ****** had gone in because it was warm and the owner started the car .


broke fan clean off
snapped drive belt
shattered fan cowling
fooked powersteering pump
peirced radiator .

funny how solid a cat is
Old 18 January 2009, 08:49 PM
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Bloomin eck what a mess. Best give PB a ring !
Old 18 January 2009, 08:55 PM
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Here's an evo hitting one.

YouTube - bird hits 180mph car
Old 18 January 2009, 09:04 PM
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That porsche driver must have been larking about @ 120
Old 18 January 2009, 09:07 PM
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He has been crowing about it ever since.
Old 18 January 2009, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
He has been crowing about it ever since.
Better than being a grouse I guess....
Old 18 January 2009, 09:14 PM
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He probably feels like a turkey now though.
Old 18 January 2009, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
He probably feels like a turkey now though.
Bit of a Tit I would've thought
Old 18 January 2009, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Bit of a Tit I would've thought
I wouldn't thrush into blaming the chap
Old 18 January 2009, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
I wouldn't thrush into blaming the chap
Just as well he Chickened out of going any faster!
Old 18 January 2009, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Just as well he Chickened out of going any faster!

nah he was just swanning around
Old 18 January 2009, 09:35 PM
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..not a total bustard after all
Old 18 January 2009, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
nah he was just swanning around
He was a lucky, ducking just in time for it to miss his face
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Thats me goosed i am out of bird names.


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