Balls of Steal only could happen to me!
22 January 2009, 06:48 PM
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***** of Steel only could happen to me!
Today I went to see my cousin who lives on a Travellers site near Sandy Beds (Pikeys in other words!) Anyways got a Text saying let your self in and put the kettle on as he was in the shower block. Ok no problems there,
Anyways not been for a while so I pulled up got out the car jumped in the van thinking he was back from the shower (Heard a noise) and "shouted" "Police Raid" then I shat my self. 2 bigger blokes than me stood up and was ready to kick the living **** out of me so had to do some very fast talking. Ended up I got into the wrong caravan and that "used" to be my cousins spot but now further down.
After some fooking QUICK talking they let me off and pissed them selfs laughing. I felt abit faint and a different colour of white!
It took a few cups of tea with lots of suger to get my strength back!
Anyways not been for a while so I pulled up got out the car jumped in the van thinking he was back from the shower (Heard a noise) and "shouted" "Police Raid" then I shat my self. 2 bigger blokes than me stood up and was ready to kick the living **** out of me so had to do some very fast talking. Ended up I got into the wrong caravan and that "used" to be my cousins spot but now further down.
After some fooking QUICK talking they let me off and pissed them selfs laughing. I felt abit faint and a different colour of white!
It took a few cups of tea with lots of suger to get my strength back!
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re ***** of steel, has anyone got a link for the urban sports when the guy had to take as many drags on his *** in a public building.Still laugh thinking of him running around a nightclub puffing away being pursued by some lardy steroid raddled bouncer
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Don't get me wrong I can handle my self but that was abit different 
1st pic was to **** my 14 year old daughter new boyfriend up!
I told him I would chop his pecker off and burn it if his ***** didn't stay zipped up!
1st pic was to **** my 14 year old daughter new boyfriend up!
I told him I would chop his pecker off and burn it if his ***** didn't stay zipped up!
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