Balls of Steal only could happen to me!
22 January 2009, 06:48 PM
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***** of Steel only could happen to me!
Today I went to see my cousin who lives on a Travellers site near Sandy Beds (Pikeys in other words!) Anyways got a Text saying let your self in and put the kettle on as he was in the shower block. Ok no problems there,
Anyways not been for a while so I pulled up got out the car jumped in the van thinking he was back from the shower (Heard a noise) and "shouted" "Police Raid" then I shat my self. 2 bigger blokes than me stood up and was ready to kick the living **** out of me so had to do some very fast talking. Ended up I got into the wrong caravan and that "used" to be my cousins spot but now further down.
After some fooking QUICK talking they let me off and pissed them selfs laughing. I felt abit faint and a different colour of white!
It took a few cups of tea with lots of suger to get my strength back!
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22 January 2009, 07:11 PM
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Any sales of dags involved here?
22 January 2009, 07:13 PM
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Did you have to change your trousers?
22 January 2009, 07:16 PM
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Any sales of dags involved here?
Only the mum
LOL
22 January 2009, 07:22 PM
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"***** of Steal" is that a genuine attempt at a pun or a miss-spelling?
22 January 2009, 07:26 PM
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Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more
22 January 2009, 07:43 PM
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"***** of Steal" is that a genuine attempt at a pun or a miss-spelling?
Sorry im a spastic!
22 January 2009, 07:49 PM
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Any sales of dags involved here?
Oer Caeravans?
22 January 2009, 08:31 PM
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Sorry im a spastic!
Don't say sorry, it genuinely made me laugh out loud
22 January 2009, 10:52 PM
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Just think instead of being on here telling us about it, if you hadn't got talking you could be under a badly tarmacked drive by now.
23 January 2009, 08:05 AM
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23 January 2009, 08:06 AM
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Just think instead of being on here telling us about it, if you hadn't got talking you could be under a badly tarmacked drive by now.
That would be a big bump in the tarmac! AFPMSL!!!
23 January 2009, 02:27 PM
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23 January 2009, 02:38 PM
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"***** of Steal" is that a genuine attempt at a pun or a miss-spelling?
Or even a mis-spelling...
23 January 2009, 03:12 PM
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Or even a mis-spelling...
... or perhaps a misspelling?
23 January 2009, 03:13 PM
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If you wanted to write it incorrectly, yes. Mis-spelling the correct version.
23 January 2009, 03:19 PM
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I think you're mistaken... or just taking the mis?
23 January 2009, 03:20 PM
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No, i'm quoting the official OED. Misspelling is wrong. 100% guarantee it.
23 January 2009, 03:23 PM
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Oooh eee's like a young carol vorderman
23 January 2009, 03:24 PM
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23 January 2009, 07:53 PM
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I love ***** of steel its brilliant!
Steph xx
23 January 2009, 08:02 PM
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Spelling was corrected but don't show up until you open the thread!
23 January 2009, 08:02 PM
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I love ***** of steel its brilliant!
Steph xx
Thank you!
23 January 2009, 08:07 PM
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I love ***** of steel its brilliant!
Steph xx
Go google 'Negs urban sprinting'
Actually
YouTube - neg's urban sports-Urban Sprinting
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23 January 2009, 10:14 PM
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re ***** of steel, has anyone got a link for the urban sports when the guy had to take as many drags on his *** in a public building.
Still laugh thinking of him running around a nightclub puffing away being pursued by some lardy steroid raddled bouncer
23 January 2009, 10:33 PM
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Who is Miss Spelling .
Aaron Spellings daughter.
23 January 2009, 11:39 PM
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How big a bloke are you ?? come on post pics !
Not of your ****
24 January 2009, 01:03 AM
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How big a bloke are you ?? come on post pics !
Not of your ****
Don't get me wrong I can handle my self but that was abit different
1st pic was to **** my 14 year old daughter new boyfriend up!
I told him I would chop his pecker off and burn it if his ***** didn't stay zipped up!
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I fink teh second pic is scarier
Only kiddin lol