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23 January 2009, 11:40 AM
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"
23 January 2009, 01:36 PM
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A guy escapes from a mental institution & takes refuge at a launderette where he rapes one of the staff then legs it. The newspaper headline reads 'Nut screws washer & bolts'
23 January 2009, 02:16 PM
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The punchline of my effort is "Arti chokes two for a pound at Sainsbury's" but I can't be bothered to type the rest as it's quite a long joke !!
I quite like..."I used to like tractors, but now I'm an ex-tractor fan"
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I quite like..."I used to like tractors, but now I'm an ex-tractor fan"
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23 January 2009, 02:19 PM
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I went to the hospital for my annual checkup today. The nurse told I had to stop masturbating. Why, I asked : Because I'm trying to examine you, she replied.
23 January 2009, 04:00 PM
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I think these black / Obama jokes are really out of order.
I never treated black people like this, even when I was young.
When I was a kid my best friend was black and we played together all the time................
until my dad sold him.
I never treated black people like this, even when I was young.
When I was a kid my best friend was black and we played together all the time................
until my dad sold him.
23 January 2009, 06:44 PM
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Q- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A- The dog... he'll shut up after you let him in!
A- The dog... he'll shut up after you let him in!
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