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Old 08 February 2009, 11:44 PM
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An Irishman pulls alongside a lorry. 'Oi, driver! yer losing yer load!!'
The driver shouts '**** off'.

5 miles further down the road ..'oi, driver! yer losing yer ****in' load!
'Will you just **** off' says the lorry driver.

5 miles futher, the Irishman yells ' I'm not joking, yer losing yer load!'

The lorry driver says' Will you go away you thick irish ****er - I'm gritting!'


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Breaking news... Mick Hucknall has been arrested for ******** a rabbit.

A police soure said they found him 'holding back the ears' whilst singing 'bunnys too tight to mention'.

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Originally Posted by little-ginge
Breaking news... Mick Hucknall has been arrested for ******** a rabbit.

A police soure said they found him 'holding back the ears' whilst singing 'bunnys too tight to mention'.

I wish I could infract!!!!!
Old 09 February 2009, 12:38 AM
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Apparently Britain's oldest joke has been traced back to the 10th century. Although clearly they did not check on Scoobynet...

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?




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Originally Posted by little-ginge
An Irishman pulls alongside a lorry. 'Oi, driver! yer losing yer load!!'
The driver shouts '**** off'.

5 miles further down the road ..'oi, driver! yer losing yer ****in' load!
'Will you just **** off' says the lorry driver.

5 miles futher, the Irishman yells ' I'm not joking, yer losing yer load!'

The lorry driver says' Will you go away you thick irish ****er - I'm gritting!'


AFPMSL!!!
Old 09 February 2009, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobynewbie72
I wish I could infract!!!!!
Old 09 February 2009, 01:07 PM
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For the spelling of humour, right?
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