HankScorpio

Uncle is retiring next month and want to get something half decent for 50 quid ish. He's single and will be looking to get a dog at some point but quite frankly struggling for ideas.
Looked at RHS membership but you get very little for your money, national trust is another possible but looking for any other pointers and you lot usually come up with something.

scarey

prozzie?

what would scooby do

Fleshlight ?

ScoobyWon't

Second-hand golf clubs. He can **** the ball and the dog can chase it

richiewong

Lapdance or stripper?

Cost a bit more but how about a digital photoframe with pictures of old friends, family etc

r32

Give him 50 squid let him get something he wants.................