Scooby Soon!

I had to go out delivering yesterday because we are super busy, the day was nearly over when we saw a sign for a rest area with toilets, which is pretty rare in the uk, we normally have to settle for peeing behind a bush. So we pull in to the layby and its packed we ended up parking across a keep clear sign as t here was no other space. Co pilot goes in to the toilet while I guard the van, when he comes out he jokingly shouts "don't flash your lights round here" as there's a weird looking old guy sat in his car outside the toilet door.

Now its my turn, so I hop out of the van dash inside and start to pee, as I am doing the business I look around and notice stacks and stacks of new condoms and black packets of "boys own **** lube", jesus christ! I have never peeded so fast and wanted to get out of somewhere so quickly in all my life!

As I dashed out of the toilets I noticed every corner was full of new condoms and lube (we are talking not far off a 100pcs! Although I did not stop to count!

So quickly dashed back to the van and asked why copilot did not warn me, his eyesights not great and he said he thought the packs on the floor were soap!

I then noticed all of the 15 or so cars in the layby were blokes and nearly everyone was texting on there mobile, as we hastily made our exit I looked in one of the parked up cars and it was a bloke dressed as a woman with a skirt, blouse, stockings wig etc

Is it normal for me to be completly freeked out by all this? I'm no homophobe but this has probably put me off using public toilets for life, it seems like I was minutes away from being involved in a mass gay orgy so its back to the bush for me!

I put the location (a40 off junction 8 from the M40) and it seems to be quite popular but why can they not do it somewhere else like a club, hotel. Party??

+Doc+

When in Rome.....

Rapid17

That made me chuckle.

Geoff.

pimmo2000

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Have you seen something about Mary ?

I was just peeing ! Me too. and me .. we were all just peeing !!

I think you "accidentally" looked this place up online and then got spotted by someone you knew so have made this "disgusted" post to cover it up ..

Scooby Soon!

i was actually worried about a poor polish lorry driver who goes dashing in to one of the cubicles after having a bad curry the previous night, sits down on the toilt when all of a suddedn something gets poked throught the glory hole from the next cubicle

Timwinner

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Free **** lube...... Awesome!!!

Paul3446

You should have nicked all of the gear!

Then they would have been shafted! (literally)

gtijames

i often have to work in public toilets,a few years ago me and a work mate were working away near the cubiles when,someone stuck his *** through a hole in the bog door.quick as a flash my mate smacked it with a pair of pliers and we made a hasty retreat.

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smacked it with a pair of pliers

J4CKO

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Paul3446

I actually think I'd have called the police to be honest, I'm not particularly fussed about gay people in general, but I think that sort of behaviour in a public toilet is disgusting!

Tam the bam

Half them probably were police! Munchin' the truncheon

J4CKO

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It is pretty sordid, and intimidating for those that want to simply answer natures call without having someones cheesy old **** jammed through the partition wall.

It wouldnt be so bad if they cleared up but its places like that you go for a walk during the day with the kids and happen across used johnnies, other litter and syringes.

greenonedave

Thats why I always carry a lighter ! ( flame suit on )

mrs_b4

I like your comment it's back to the bush for me, I think that's best

Leslie

Think I would have chosen the hedge, except that might have been even more risky!

Les