The proper way to come home drunk !!
02 April 2009, 10:44 AM
#1
The proper way to come home drunk !!
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, 'You know, I don't know what else
to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneakup the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I stick my
foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I
tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and
yells at me for staying out so late!'
His friend looks at him and says, 'Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
bed, slap her on the *** and shout," WHO'S HORNY?????!!! "
And she acts like she's sound asleep!! It works every time!!!
02 April 2009, 01:03 PM
#5
you are a tough man to please 
Okay just for you
Most Interesting - I never knew this!
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it spells out:
"**** off and go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking *********** and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat ****ing, mutton eating, smelly rag head *******s with you."
How weird is that??
Okay just for you
Most Interesting - I never knew this!
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it spells out:
"**** off and go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking *********** and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat ****ing, mutton eating, smelly rag head *******s with you."
How weird is that??
x2 My faith in your posts has be restored SwissTony!
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02 April 2009, 01:48 PM
#10
you are a tough man to please
Okay just for you
Most Interesting - I never knew this!
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it spells out:
"**** off and go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking *********** and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat ****ing, mutton eating, smelly rag head *******s with you."
How weird is that??
Okay just for you
Most Interesting - I never knew this!
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it spells out:
"**** off and go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking *********** and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat ****ing, mutton eating, smelly rag head *******s with you."
How weird is that??
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