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Old 02 April 2009, 01:36 PM
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This family is not fat.

BBC NEWS | UK | Obese family in harsh spotlight
Old 02 April 2009, 01:48 PM
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"There was a comment on there which said, 'If I see Emma Chawner, I'll kill her,' and that upset me and I ran upstairs crying."

Run? Sorry lardy, but there is no way you're running anywhere, let alone up a flight of stairs.
Old 02 April 2009, 01:50 PM
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no, course not, nor are they like Telly Tubbies because the mum says she's nothing like a Telly Tubby!! Though if you played the TT theme tune as they all appear at the begining..............pmsl

The thing is, I am no lightweight myself, and I didn't put the weight on by eating lettuce leaves & Special K, however I know exactly the right things to say, just like this 'lady'.

''Oh, I don't eat much, jacket potatoes, salad, I eat healthily.....''

Basically she is not only fat, but a lying ***** as well!

You are what you eat.

As for the abuse, if you put yourself in the public eye then you will reap what you sew!!!
Old 02 April 2009, 01:59 PM
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Look like the Telly tubbies........ She ate the Telly tubbies.
Old 02 April 2009, 02:04 PM
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Why is there shaving foam behind the kitchen sink?

and someone should tell him..thise nut cluster cereals are actually loaded with sugar.

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Old 02 April 2009, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by scooby L
Why is there shaving foam behind the kitchen sink?

and someone should tell him..thise nut cluster cereals are actually loaded with sugar.
Probably because the bathroom is a) upstairs and lardy types cannot climb, and b) the bathroom is probably too small for lardy types to shave in, thus they would use the kitchen.
Old 02 April 2009, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
Probably because the bathroom is a) upstairs and lardy types cannot climb, and b) the bathroom is probably too small for lardy types to shave in, thus they would use the kitchen.
<shudders>

I hope it's just him shaving there....

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Old 02 April 2009, 02:26 PM
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Says: "You is fat, fatty, you da fatty boom boom!"
Old 02 April 2009, 02:33 PM
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Now I don't really care how much tax payers money they are getting in benefits, whether it be £12k a year or £22k, if I was in power this is what I'd do....

Stop all there benefits, go into the house and remove all food and luxury items (i.e. big TVs, Sky boxes, etc.). Then I'd give them just enough cash to eat a sensible amount of food each day. Once they were no longer obese they would be helped back to work where they can contribute to society like the rest of us. As a luxury I'd give them an OS map of their locality and explain how to use it to go out for long walks and maybe even one day runs
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Interviewer: So you don't eat crisps, biscuits, chocolate...?
Mother: NO! No way! That's what I call Junk food..
...cue next shot with Kit Kat Mug

Who are they trying to kid, I have no time for people like this!
Old 02 April 2009, 07:13 PM
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Did anyone hear them on Jeremy Vine today?

Jeez! Talk about hard work!
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Why does Emma wear that scarf around her neck whilst sat on the sofa, but when she takes the dog for a walk - she takes it off???

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