A few thoughts for today......
02 April 2009, 02:16 PM
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A few thoughts for today......
I'm bored at work - it's sunny outside & I'm stuck in here.............
So here are a few thoughts for today...................
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
How come Tarzan never had a beard?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, yet washing-up liquid is made with real lemons?
Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
If swimming is such good exercise, why are whales so fat?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If police were to arrest a mime artist would they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a 's' in it?
So here are a few thoughts for today...................
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
How come Tarzan never had a beard?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, yet washing-up liquid is made with real lemons?
Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
If swimming is such good exercise, why are whales so fat?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If police were to arrest a mime artist would they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a 's' in it?
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