Why men are happier
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Why men are happier
WHY MEN ARE NEVER
DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just
Happier People--
What do you
expect from such simple creatures?
Your last
name stays put.
The garage
is all yours.
Wedding
plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate
is just another snack.
You can be
President.
You can
never be pregnant.
You can
wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can
wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car
mechanics tell you the truth.
The world
is your urinal.
You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't
have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
Same work,
more pay.
Wrinkles
add character.
Wedding
dress £5000. Tux rental-£100.
People
never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the
time.
Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know
stuff about tanks..
A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can
open all your own jars.
You get
extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is
£8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough.
You almost
never have strap problems in public.
You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything
on your face stays its original color.
The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only
have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with
toys all your life.
One wallet
and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can
'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
No wonder
men are happier.
DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just
Happier People--
What do you
expect from such simple creatures?
Your last
name stays put.
The garage
is all yours.
Wedding
plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate
is just another snack.
You can be
President.
You can
never be pregnant.
You can
wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can
wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car
mechanics tell you the truth.
The world
is your urinal.
You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
You don't
have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
Same work,
more pay.
Wrinkles
add character.
Wedding
dress £5000. Tux rental-£100.
People
never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the
time.
Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know
stuff about tanks..
A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can
open all your own jars.
You get
extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is
£8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough.
You almost
never have strap problems in public.
You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything
on your face stays its original color.
The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only
have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with
toys all your life.
One wallet
and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can
'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do
Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
No wonder
men are happier.
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