EddScott

What the heck is it with lie detectors and DNA tests and having some geezer clearly so far up his own **** telling you that your a complete f*ck up?

I'm ill in bed right now and watched a bit of Jeremy Kyle. How come they are all so fat? They are all on the dole yet they look well fed if not well educated? How does that work?

How do these people even know what TV is - they are supposed to be skint and penniless and seem to have nothing else to do expect sleep with each other and create even more undesirables? When do they have time to watch TV?

One of them yesterday even refered to having an IPhone - I don't have a f*cking IPhone?

And then theres a host JK - he seem to have taken some drugs which were marked "For american chat show hosts only" which cause him to bound on to the set, shake the hands of the great unwashed and then start shouting at his guests when they start stealing his limelight?

AND NOW This Morning is on and its obvious that if you gave Fern and Phillip weapons both of them would be in A&E in seconds.

My brain is starting to melt and run out of my ears.

Miniman

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You're not ill, you are dying, best get down the hospital now, cause that ain't swine flu!