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Old 09 July 2009, 10:53 PM
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Question Things to do in a hotel

When you have to stay away in a hotel with work on your own, what is the best way to fill an evening?
Old 09 July 2009, 10:56 PM
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W@nk like a safari park chimpanzee.
Old 09 July 2009, 10:56 PM
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A hard drive full of ****??
Old 09 July 2009, 10:57 PM
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Well that's pretty crap - this was going to be a poll.

Damn you Scoobynet for stealing all my poll options!
Old 09 July 2009, 10:58 PM
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play football manager on the laptop or force myself to watch "cora" or all that other garbage on tv.

If i'm lucky i'll get put in a hotel with film four 9/10 there's a decent film on.

or if all else fails do what lc geezer said
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Just don't do what I did and **** the lass that comes on to you in the office.
Old 09 July 2009, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LC Geezer
W@nk like a safari park chimpanzee.

Old 09 July 2009, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by LC Geezer
W@nk like a safari park chimpanzee.
Brilliant!
Old 09 July 2009, 11:07 PM
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Hotel bar then ****!

Charge **** to expenses as well
Old 09 July 2009, 11:17 PM
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There's a phone box on the corner - shall I run down, pick a number and make a call?
Old 09 July 2009, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder
There's a phone box on the corner - shall I run down, pick a number and make a call?
https://www.scoobynet.com/non-scooby...nnels-sky.html
Old 09 July 2009, 11:20 PM
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Draw ***** on every page of the notepad they supply. Some with all spunk coming out of the end.
Old 09 July 2009, 11:24 PM
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Deface the Gideon Society bible with ***** - some with all spunk coming out of the end - feckin' god-bothering barstards.
Old 09 July 2009, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Deface the Gideon Society bible reading totty with ***** - some with all spunk coming out of the end - feckin' ****-bothering bitch.
Could not have said it better myself
Old 09 July 2009, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I took a girl to a hotel once, came out the bathroom and found this going on


See you splashed out on a decent room


And where's her watch
Old 09 July 2009, 11:37 PM
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Dismantle the Corby trouser press?
Old 09 July 2009, 11:38 PM
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Have a sausage in a cup o' beans?
Old 09 July 2009, 11:39 PM
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have a poo, don't flush and then phone reception complaining the plumbing doesn't work and get an upgrade...... apparently.
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Originally Posted by zip106
Dismantle the Corby trouser press?
What kind of cheapskate hotel is this - there is no Corby trouser press!

There are only two ****ing sockets as well so I can either plug in my lappy and phone and sit it the dark with no TV and no kettle.

No wonder the Americans think our hospitality is truly sh*te.
Old 09 July 2009, 11:43 PM
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She can't be from Leicester - she looks far too ****able* for that!
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Originally Posted by Nat21
It was in Leicester city centre, the choice was Travel lodge or tent in a car park

I think she didn't wear a watch hoping i'd offer something from my box, crafty cow!

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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Have a sausage in a cup o' beans?
No, no, no.... you have to stand on a doorstep to have that.

Why aye.
Old 09 July 2009, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder
What kind of cheapskate hotel is this - there is no Corby trouser press!
No, because they've all been dismantled.
Old 09 July 2009, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
I took a girl to a hotel once, came out the bathroom and found this going on



Hopefully reading up on Genesis 18: 20-21
Old 09 July 2009, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Milamber
Hopefully reading up on Genesis 18: 20-21
(everyone goes off to Google)
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Count the toe nail clippings under the bed?

Get a screwdriver/ knife and re-adjust the door closers on the fire-doors so the damn things stop slamming when some ***** walks through them at 4:00am.

Or if your room is our of ear shot, adjust them so they do slam...and then repeatedly open them and slam them at 4:00am.

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