monotokpoint

Ferris for me; 'Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it'

EddScott

Roy Batty -Blade Runner

The "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" speach

Has anyone seen the Sky HD advert with Anthony Hopkins saying the lines? Its just THE best advert I've seen for a long time. I had to rewind it twice, its just that good.


I tend to post random film quotes from films on my facebook "what am I doing now"


Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.


On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing

oldsplice

'Do you know what nemesis means?'

tanyatriangles

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Williams in "Enter the Dragon", when Hahn says to him, " Sometimes, you have to be ready to lose".

Williams says, "When it happens, I won't even notice. I'll just be too busy looking good!"

movi-star

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From ****** me thinks!

Its a 90 seconds fun-thrilled ride at Alton Towers isn't it?

oldsplice

Ooh....Ooh........

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Lee247

Yeah, that's a good one

These two are my favourites, from Pulp Fiction

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

And

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

rabbos

Scarface:

Tony

Why don't you stick your head up you A** and see if it fits

mrs_b4

My favourite is from fried green tomatoes at the whistle stop cafe,2 young girl's nick Kathy Bates parking spot they say "Face it lady we're younger and quicker" with that she rams her car into their's and park's her's with the witty retort "Face it girl's I'm older with more insurance!"

cookstar

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The Terminator.


You see him scrolling through a list of options when the guy is banging on his door, and comes up with


"f*** you a55hole"

Has me in fits everytime.

Devildog

I'm with Edd on the bladerunner quote :-

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.


plus I've always liked this one from Casualties of War :-

Even though I walk through the valley of shadow and death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mother****er in the whole ****ing valley

STi wanna Subaru

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Nice Beaver!

Thanks, I had it stuffed yesterday.

Genius line....

hodgy0_2

the look on Clarence Beeks face when the male gorilla gets amorous

Jerome

Jackie Brown:

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf**ker in the room, accept no substitutes."

SJ_Skyline

Maybe the longest


Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

hodgy0_2

or "i think we are gonna need a bigger boat"

Mouser

The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Fletcher: " There's another old saying, Senator: Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining."

Simon C

From A Good Year

Max Skinner: [after hiring Max a smart car] This is because I didn't **** you at the Christmas party isn't it.
Gemma: I swear on my life the hire company didn't have any other cars.

and

Gemma: That's a lot of zeros Max.
Max Skinner: Or a partnership for life. My choice.
Gemma: Now you listen to mummy, Maxy. Partner, you're made for life. Sir Nigel didn't become a partner until he was 53 and look at him.
Max Skinner: Yeah. Look at him. (Refering to the boss who's a stressed out wreck who has no time for anyone or anything.)

fivetide

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I was going to put that! Actually used it in a HR meeting today

Clint is great for these things...

"Get three coffins ready."

shooting

"My mistake. Four coffins"

5t.

hodgy0_2

most lines from Black Hawk Down

Ant

Tony Montana: You know what your problem is?
Elvira Hancock: What's that?
Tony Montana: You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to **** you.


nearly all from ******

like this one

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of ****ing peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

copied from imdb for accuracy. Me and mates can quote from ****** all night lol

if you wanna re read some of them made me laugh.

******. (2000) - Memorable quotes

Before zee germans

gallois

"Houston, we have a problem"

hoskib

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"suck my ***** Mr Garrison"

**** myself evey time i watch it YouTube - South Park - Suck my ***** Mr Garrison

and for the Harry Potter fans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtQIa...eature=related

even SpongeBob gets in on the act http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oipBN...eature=related

lol, love it

pacenote

Clint's the man

Do you feel lucky punk .........

banny sti

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Predator in the chopper at the beginning

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed ******* around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ***", Blain.

Banny

STi wanna Subaru

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Take your pick from Full Metal Jacket as well.

New_scooby_04

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Either is a contender for the best comeback ever

YouTube - Commando - Wrong

or

YouTube - Commando: "**** you *******"

The latter also reflects the webteam's new approach to dealing with complaints!

rickya

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Pulp Fiction..any line take your pic

Foofighter

As above,my all time fav film

Spooky Mulder

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