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Old 16 July 2009, 12:50 PM
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Default All you single lads...The Whinehouse is single again!!!

Get your pulling pants on,the Whinehouse is back in the UK,freshly divorced and looking for luuurve.
Only serious suitors need apply
Old 16 July 2009, 12:53 PM
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I think even the SN boys would agree that she would need to wash before any of them would consider having a go
Old 16 July 2009, 12:56 PM
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Too right. Anyone that finds her even remotely attractive needs a lot of help!
Old 16 July 2009, 01:01 PM
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Well hopefully her new man will give her a good feed and get some meat back on her.
Old 16 July 2009, 01:02 PM
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think she falls under the category of minger and also the category of damaged goods.

also would you want sloopy seconds form pete doherty or what ever the druggy's name is. lol
Old 16 July 2009, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Too right. Anyone that finds her even remotely attractive needs a lot of help!

I can remember somebody in NSR saying she was quite fit once

then everybody started posting the "recent" pictures
Old 16 July 2009, 01:06 PM
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I can quite happily say I'd turn it down.

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Old 16 July 2009, 01:25 PM
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she's pretty disgusting looking imo.
Old 16 July 2009, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
she's pretty disgusting looking imo.
That is being polite!
Old 16 July 2009, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
She was fit.

But is now a perfect example of how heroin and crack destroy people
'Fit' as in healthy???
Old 16 July 2009, 01:39 PM
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Really don't like that skank. Did you hear the joke about her self harming? surely there's a queue of people willing to do it for her.
Old 16 July 2009, 01:45 PM
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She had a nice figure before she devloped a habit. Still had a horror story of a nose.

I'm not known for being fussy but I'd rather have a w*nk than stick my old fella into her.
Old 16 July 2009, 01:59 PM
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Stuff that for a game of soldiers-or rather not in fact!

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Old 16 July 2009, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Stuff that for a game of soldiers-or rather not in fact!

Les
I strongly suspect that almost all soldiers (historically not noted for being particularly fussy...) would turn her down.
Old 16 July 2009, 02:41 PM
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ewww. i feel sick

infraction TIME!
Old 16 July 2009, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
I strongly suspect that almost all soldiers (historically not noted for being particularly fussy...) would turn her down.
I'm sure you would set the standard Jerome!

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Old 16 July 2009, 02:56 PM
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she looks ok, nothing speshal, just goes to show what class a's can do to you
Old 16 July 2009, 03:09 PM
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Whinehouse, was that intentional, lol


Wouldn't touch her with mine, yours or anybody else's. Bleurgh.
Old 16 July 2009, 04:15 PM
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Face like a withered albino prune, body now like a discarded rag doll, speaking voice like a rough East End cabbie but she can still sing - occasionally.

I'd rather wave my wa*king wand down a sewage outlet.
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BBS
Old 16 July 2009, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy


she looks ok, nothing speshal, just goes to show what class a's can do to you


It could be a case of a lot of make up hiding a lot of dodgy stuff
Old 16 July 2009, 04:43 PM
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I agree with all the comments, but at 2:30am if none of your mates saw you leave with her, and with beer goggles, im sure most of you would revise your decision.
Old 16 July 2009, 04:57 PM
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One redeeming feature - decent blow job lips. But yer todge would smell like an ashtray afterwards.
Old 16 July 2009, 05:02 PM
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No thanks. I would imagine i would break her in 2
Old 16 July 2009, 05:04 PM
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they reckon she,s worth at least 10 million quid makes her quite attractive i think
Old 16 July 2009, 05:09 PM
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Quick test Nat - do you find all vags rancid...?
Old 16 July 2009, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MrJim
they reckon she,s worth at least 10 million quid makes her quite attractive i think
That's probably the only thing in her favour


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