All you single lads...The Whinehouse is single again!!!
16 July 2009, 12:50 PM
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All you single lads...The Whinehouse is single again!!!
Get your pulling pants on,the Whinehouse is back in the UK,freshly divorced and looking for luuurve.
Only serious suitors need apply
16 July 2009, 12:53 PM
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I think even the SN boys would agree that she would need to wash before any of them would consider having a go
16 July 2009, 12:56 PM
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Too right. Anyone that finds her even remotely attractive needs a lot of help!
16 July 2009, 01:01 PM
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Well hopefully her new man will give her a good feed and get some meat back on her.
16 July 2009, 01:02 PM
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think she falls under the category of minger and also the category of damaged goods.
also would you want sloopy seconds form pete doherty or what ever the druggy's name is. lol
16 July 2009, 01:02 PM
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Too right. Anyone that finds her even remotely attractive needs a lot of help!
I can remember somebody in NSR saying she was quite fit once
then everybody started posting the "recent" pictures
16 July 2009, 01:06 PM
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I can quite happily say I'd turn it down.
16 July 2009, 01:25 PM
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she's pretty disgusting looking imo.
16 July 2009, 01:30 PM
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she's pretty disgusting looking imo.
That is being polite!
16 July 2009, 01:32 PM
She
was fit.
But is now a perfect example of how heroin and crack destroy people
16 July 2009, 01:39 PM
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She
was fit.
But is now a perfect example of how heroin and crack destroy people
'Fit' as in healthy???
16 July 2009, 01:39 PM
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Really don't like that skank. Did you hear the joke about her self harming? surely there's a queue of people willing to do it for her.
16 July 2009, 01:45 PM
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She had a nice figure before she devloped a habit. Still had a horror story of a nose.
I'm not known for being fussy but I'd rather have a w*nk than stick my old fella into her.
16 July 2009, 01:59 PM
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Stuff that for a game of soldiers-or rather not in fact!
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16 July 2009, 02:33 PM
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Stuff that for a game of soldiers-or rather not in fact!
Les
I strongly suspect that almost all soldiers (historically not noted for being particularly fussy...) would turn her down.
16 July 2009, 02:41 PM
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ewww. i feel sick
infraction TIME!
16 July 2009, 02:53 PM
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I strongly suspect that almost all soldiers (historically not noted for being particularly fussy...) would turn her down.
I'm sure you would set the standard Jerome!
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16 July 2009, 02:56 PM
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she looks ok, nothing speshal, just goes to show what class a's can do to you
16 July 2009, 03:09 PM
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W
h inehouse, was that intentional, lol
Wouldn't touch her with mine, yours or anybody else's. Bleurgh.
16 July 2009, 04:15 PM
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Face like a withered albino prune, body now like a discarded rag doll, speaking voice like a rough East End cabbie but she can still sing - occasionally.
I'd rather wave my wa*king wand down a sewage outlet.
16 July 2009, 04:15 PM
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B
BS
16 July 2009, 04:16 PM
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she looks ok, nothing speshal, just goes to show what class a's can do to you
It could be a case of a lot of make up hiding a lot of dodgy stuff
16 July 2009, 04:43 PM
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I agree with all the comments, but at 2:30am if none of your mates saw you leave with her, and with beer goggles, im sure most of you would revise your decision.
16 July 2009, 04:57 PM
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One redeeming feature - decent blow job lips. But yer todge would smell like an ashtray afterwards.
16 July 2009, 05:02 PM
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No thanks. I would imagine i would break her in 2
16 July 2009, 05:04 PM
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they reckon she,s worth at least 10 million quid makes her quite attractive i think
16 July 2009, 05:06 PM
I bet her vag is feckin rancid
16 July 2009, 05:09 PM
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Quick test Nat - do you find
all vags rancid...?
16 July 2009, 05:32 PM
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they reckon she,s worth at least 10 million quid makes her quite attractive i think
That's probably the only thing in her favour
16 July 2009, 05:34 PM