If by magic you could change something
16 July 2009, 04:17 PM
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If by magic you could change something
what would it be?
Maybe you'd like to give the missus one up the bum, bigger salary, different neighbour, smaller nose, bigger feet, bus stop nearer to your house? What would it be?
16 July 2009, 04:21 PM
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I would like a sex change, just temporarily
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Allow me access to nuclear launch codes (?!).............................
16 July 2009, 04:31 PM
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Have a pilory in the middle of town for the fatties to be pelted with rotten fruit
16 July 2009, 04:34 PM
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have a job... oh and sex more than once a blue moon...infact ide make the moon blue
16 July 2009, 04:42 PM
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This weeks EuroMillions lottery numbers to the same as those on the ticket I would buy
16 July 2009, 04:44 PM
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This weeks EuroMillions lottery numbers to the same as those on the ticket I would buy
That too!
16 July 2009, 04:48 PM
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just one FFS, you can't have it all!
16 July 2009, 04:56 PM
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To make MattW stop coming up with stupid threads!
16 July 2009, 05:24 PM
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To make MattW stop coming up with stupid threads!
Get with it
16 July 2009, 05:27 PM
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Id have bought my g parents house and kept my last car instead of this one
hindsight eh
16 July 2009, 05:46 PM
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Cancer would not exist
16 July 2009, 05:55 PM
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The world population to never exceed 3bn, and that includes this country having a maximum of 30m.
16 July 2009, 06:20 PM
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To have sex on national television.
16 July 2009, 07:02 PM
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Cancer would not exist
+1
16 July 2009, 07:31 PM
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to heal the world and feed all the starving childer
16 July 2009, 07:36 PM
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everyone was treated the same
16 July 2009, 07:51 PM
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All politicians to be hit by lightning whenever they mislead us.
16 July 2009, 07:51 PM
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I would change myself into Matteeboy....**** the money.
16 July 2009, 07:59 PM
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to have my scooby back....... i wish i never sold her.. boo hooooo ;(
or to be a bit more rich ie about 1/5 a mill will do instead of my under 1k bank bal haha
16 July 2009, 10:20 PM
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To have sex on national television.
you mean you want to be filmed or you'd like to see more of it on TV?
16 July 2009, 10:27 PM
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that socialism/communism died a well deserved ideological death
17 July 2009, 09:25 AM
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that socialism/communism died a well deserved ideological death
Abso-bleddy-lutely! Let's make it better than that and have all socialists/communists have a sudden ideological conversion ....
Dave
PS: I could have suggested they all just lie down and die but hey, I'm just not that sort of person ....
17 July 2009, 09:31 AM
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I'd like a full head of hair again, please
(Oh yeah, world poverty, Mugabe dead, cure for cancer etc etc).
But really, I want my hair back, please
17 July 2009, 10:34 AM
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For me to be able to view the future on Sky+
17 July 2009, 10:37 AM
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I'd like a full head of hair again, please
(Oh yeah, world poverty, Mugabe dead, cure for cancer etc etc).
But really, I want my hair back, please
You're not going to become a comb-over victim, are you?
17 July 2009, 10:38 AM
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You're not going to become a comb-over victim, are you?
No, no I am not. I will stick to the stereotypical "scruffy" look of the 'unemployed shaven headed lout' theme. Wouldn't wanna disappiont on here would I??
17 July 2009, 10:40 AM
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I dreamed that my **** would reach to the floor.
Woke up and my f**king legs had fallen off
17 July 2009, 10:48 AM
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to have completed my apprenticeship
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