Trout

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And I don't mean in the basement of the salon.

We like womens to be trim on the quim (god that is aweful) and **** star men do it to make themselves look bigger.

Any men on here done it?

PS I am already assuming Nat has, I was wondering about anyone else.

bigsinky

back, crack and sack wax for £20 in belfast

pete higham

i do

either a trim or all off, depends on how i feel at the time

bigsinky

nah mate, big hairy clout is the way to go. hair from the inside of her knees to her crotch.

bigsinky

any wimmins on here prepared to reveal their topiary habits?

chocolate_o_brian

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Trim mine down to a no.1 one with my clippers, otherwise I get horrible rashes for some reason - betty swallocks anyone

moff1888

Trimmed not shaved.

The Rig

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I shaved all mine off once,im quite a hairy fellow, and i found what i reckon was another 2" of ******* hiding under there,when i looked down, **** kingdom beckoned.


then it grew back,sob sob and itched wayyy too much to carry the vision onwards !!!

Julio Jordio

Far faaar too itchy when it grows back for my liking......

oldsplice

You need to wax........

Puff The Magic Wagon!

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LOL

Are you thinking of matching the below to the top? Or are you starting to be folically challenged down below as well?

Julio Jordio

Lol My missus is a Beauty Therapist, and trust me I wouldnt even let her do it! Its only thin skin down there!!!

Jye

The new 2009 skirt wearin pissy jock lewis. Mass twee for the new inclusive SN. How well done were you fat hands? 10/10

Trout

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I am at loss as to the hands reference - that's twice now. I suspect you have mistaken for someone else, but they have fat hands!

StickyMicky

Every now and again i give it a quick flick over with the hair clippers, although last time i forgot to add the feckin guard and cut my bollock

zs_phil

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imac the sack

bigsinky

don't care what universe your from man, but that's gotta hurt uch:

pete higham

LMFAO

i have done that

Jye

Ahhh........

RA Dunk

lol @ this f,ing thread , theres been some pretty weird stuff posted in NSR recently, is there something in the air? people maybe slightly affected by swine flu or something just as bizarre, who knows? beats looking at stupid watch threads anyway

stevebt

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I pressumed they did it so the wimmin didn't get teeth full of hairs

The Dogs B******s

g7prs

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A bit of a long story here but well worth it.


My dads next door neighbours son has had heart issues from birth. For his 18th birthday they had bought him a male grooming kit. For some reason he decided to give him self a short back and sides down below. His parents were out for the night and he was in the middle of his trim when he cut his sack. Due to his heart problems he was on warfarin so the bleeding wouldnt stop. He had to phone his parents to come home to help him as he has special stuff that he has to apply to cuts to help the clotting.


I know i shouldnt laugh but he was fine, i would have loved to hear him explaining that to his mum.

Trout

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That's three threads you have quoted this on now...



...I am getting nervous!

oldsplice

Where's the 'This Thread is Useless Without Pics' smiley when you need it!

DYK

Lol i never let any electrical shaving device down below,speacialy on the B0llock area,them hair clippers will really pinch at your sack .A nice wet razor is all you need and just spread the gel all over..

J4CKO

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Pm Sent

bigsinky

c'mon splicer give us a piccy of the owl mott then

oldsplice

I don't know who you sent it to J4CKO, but I haven't got it!