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Old 07 August 2009, 09:57 AM
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Default French 'Bangers'

I feel like being a bit of a child again and blowing a few things up! Not in a 'Chaos-I'm-Going-To-Jail' type way, just with some Chinese fireworks I used to get in France all the time when I was a wee boy.

Are they illegal to bring back? Not that anyone will notice, I drove to Poland over the weekend (and flew back leaving my wife there) and didn't have my passport checked once.

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Old 07 August 2009, 11:24 AM
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Yes, illegal if caught, and you will face a fine
Old 07 August 2009, 11:46 AM
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Oh okay! I didn't think it was that serious.

As long as some bizarre anti-terrorism law isn't invoked (I'm 40 and it would be embarassing!)
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My farming friends used to have access to items known as "crow scarers" which were serious pieces of ordnance (as in lose a hand if not thrown quickly).
Not seen those for a few years though.
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You should see the device I have here in France, it's called a "DeTaupeur", or "De-Moler".

It consists of an electrically fired banger that is inserted down the mole run, leaving the hole to the outside open, with the firer arm down it. When the mole comes to block up the run again, he disturbs the firer arm and off goes the banger.

I can vouch for two things: if you were holding said banger in your fingers when it went off, you'd lose some part of your fingers, and they make a HELL of a mess of a mole in a tunnel
Old 07 August 2009, 02:25 PM
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What state does it leave the lawn in?
Old 07 August 2009, 04:26 PM
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Do a Google for "logan brainiac" to find a recipe for some explosives
Old 07 August 2009, 05:00 PM
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Talk to this bunch...

Maroons

Standard mini maroons are fun...

...a type 2 thunderflash is the size of 2 x AA batteries and will easily blow a plastic car-washing bucket into thousands of pieces... with a suitably loud bang and flash (what a surprise!). Much MUCH better than any 'banger'.

... a type 3 is the same length as a type 2 but think more C cell than AA.

They used to do electric ignition / strike ignition and "light the blue touch paper" type - not sure if they still do. A few type 2s, a reel of speaker wire and a 9v battery = fun!

Whilst not on the website, they also imported an interesting array of chinese fireworks - HSE have probably clamped down a bit on that these days though...

Shades
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
What state does it leave the lawn in?
No obvious problems, the blast goes down the tunnel plus out of the open hole.

I only know what it does to Moley since I dug the first one out to see............
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I was expecting breasts...
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Originally Posted by yoza
I was expecting breasts...
See the adult section

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Not allowed in....adults only you see.
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Just got back, bought some at a local shop in Calais ....



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Originally Posted by thesyn
My farming friends used to have access to items known as "crow scarers" which were serious pieces of ordnance (as in lose a hand if not thrown quickly).
Not seen those for a few years though.
still available, friend works for erenst Doe, they are available over the counter
Old 08 September 2009, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Just got back, bought some at a local shop in Calais ....



Steve
Have you had a knock on the door at dawn yet?

Les
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Originally Posted by boxst
Just got back, bought some at a local shop in Calais ....



Steve
im going to calais on saturday? what shop did you get these from?
thanks,
tom
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Originally Posted by yoza
I was expecting breasts...
I was expecting saucisson
Old 13 October 2009, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MrShades
Talk to this bunch...

Maroons

Standard mini maroons are fun...

...a type 2 thunderflash is the size of 2 x AA batteries and will easily blow a plastic car-washing bucket into thousands of pieces... with a suitably loud bang and flash (what a surprise!). Much MUCH better than any 'banger'.

... a type 3 is the same length as a type 2 but think more C cell than AA.

They used to do electric ignition / strike ignition and "light the blue touch paper" type - not sure if they still do. A few type 2s, a reel of speaker wire and a 9v battery = fun!

Whilst not on the website, they also imported an interesting array of chinese fireworks - HSE have probably clamped down a bit on that these days though...

Shades
Nopes, just walk into any good paintball shop. They have smokers and thunderflashes.

Last lot I used though fell off the back of an MOD 4 tonner bedford
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Originally Posted by mikef04
still available, friend works for erenst Doe, they are available over the counter
Yeah - they come in a shoe box of 144.
The fuse is about one second though.
Old 13 October 2009, 10:00 PM
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Blimey, brings back memories of school trips to France!

Remember how we'd think of ways to get them back without the teachers finding out. I stripped out a radio at home, removed a sticker inside the battery compartment, made a hole in the radio body and covered it over with the sticker. Then took it with me and filled it full of bangers and 'smuggled' them back

I also got hold of a load of rockets like that in Austria on a school skiing trip and let them off along the road all night while drinking vodka! ahh, school days..
Old 13 October 2009, 10:06 PM
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Havent seen a banger in years. The fun we used to have with them
Old 13 October 2009, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Havent seen a banger in years. The fun we used to have with them
Did the fun include Sheep?
Old 13 October 2009, 10:47 PM
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in belfast our bangers tend to have more punch. my friend got 10 year in jail for shoplifting with a big banger. he lifted the shop 4ft of the ground.
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Did the fun include Sheep?
No mate, just bogs opened windows at the local pubs
Old 14 October 2009, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
in belfast our bangers tend to have more punch. my friend got 10 year in jail for shoplifting with a big banger. he lifted the shop 4ft of the ground.
Do your friends have wooly faces?
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i used to have some right laughs with teh old bangers , all the fireworks now are made by mincers

bought some rockets last year 5 for £100 quid and they were **** . the 5 quid ones i had stored from a few years before had better bangs
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Havent seen a banger in years. The fun we used to have with them
The Mighty Atoms were good and there was another one whose name I can't remember.

We used to shoot treacle tins off the back of a shovel with them onto the local garage workshop's tin roof.

They used to hate us!

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