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Old 25 August 2009, 03:35 PM
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Default Slicing sausages for a buttie, acceptable?

Ok so I've just made bacon and sausage sarnies, 2 off, for myself!

After what I felt was a sausage coverage faux pas yesterday, today I have sliced and opened up my sausages in order to cover the base of my buttie.

Is this acceptable or, should I simply add more sausages to future butties?

For the record, one bread roll, two sausages, two rashers of bacon.

Old 25 August 2009, 03:40 PM
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Bob, this is entirely acceptable, especially in between two slices of bread. The flat edge gives them traction between the slices, and avoids sauce or even more sinister, sausage slippage. Also allows some of the retained oils or fat onto the bread, further adding to the flavour and odour.

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Old 25 August 2009, 03:43 PM
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If you're talking a length-wise cut, opened out to present a flat surface to the roll thus preventing 'roll out' then no worries An unexpected bonus with this method is a ready made channel on the ridged side of the now flattened out banger for HP's finest brown sauce.
Old 25 August 2009, 03:46 PM
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Hmm, I hadn't considered the traction issue, a good point well put. I was merely going for coverage, to avoid that annoying left over bread situation
Old 25 August 2009, 03:50 PM
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totally acceptable, that's how I like mine too but perfer bread to a roll, had one this morning if fact from the works canteen and the bread was toasted too, yum yum
Old 25 August 2009, 03:52 PM
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You'd have none of these traction issues with a 4WD sausage...aka, sliced sausage
Old 25 August 2009, 04:00 PM
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SB:
Are you advocating cutting the aforementioned snag* across the grain? I would only consider this for the continental sausage; chorizo et al. Complications can arise when presented with a Cumberland sausage fashioned in a spiral. Of course, this can be addressed with a bread roll that's sufficiently sized diameter-wise.

* I appear to adopting the vernacular of my adopted home land
Old 25 August 2009, 04:02 PM
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Slicing is perfectly acceptable: it helps avoid both sauce-drip and sausage-slippage as one or both can ultimately ruin the whole experience.


Try this with the sauce of your choice:

bread
2 rashers bacon
2 sausages sliced (laid horizontally)
2 sausages sliced (laid vertically)
2 rashers bacon
bread
Old 25 August 2009, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mylesthegreat(not!)
Bob, this is entirely acceptable, especially in between two slices of bread. The flat edge gives them traction between the slices, and avoids sauce or even more sinister, sausage slippage. Also allows some of the retained oils or fat onto the bread, further adding to the flavour and odour.

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Old 25 August 2009, 04:07 PM
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SJ:
Sounds excellent to me apart from the 'sauce of your choice' bit. IMO, it has to be HP's brown sauce. But this topic has been done to death elsewhere...
Old 25 August 2009, 04:07 PM
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Very acceptable, but not allowed to have ketchup, must be brown sauce, HP, no substitute.
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Originally Posted by markr1963
SJ:
Sounds excellent to me apart from the 'sauce of your choice' bit. IMO, it has to be HP's brown sauce. But this topic has been done to death elsewhere...

I left it at "sauce of your choice" for that very reason because you are clearly wrong, the only true choice of sauce is red.
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Who voted no?
Old 25 August 2009, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
... the only true choice of sauce is red.
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Old 25 August 2009, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
I left it at "sauce of your choice" for that very reason because you are clearly wrong, the only true choice of sauce is red.
Agreed!
Old 25 August 2009, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by markr1963
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From the country where a meat pie floater is considered posh
Old 25 August 2009, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
From the country where a meat pie floater is considered posh
Hey, don't tar me with that Ashes losing bunch of whinin' bastids brush. I just live there

Been here nearly 5 years and not yet had to suffer the above mentioned 'floater'
Old 25 August 2009, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Slicing is perfectly acceptable: it helps avoid both sauce-drip and sausage-slippage as one or both can ultimately ruin the whole experience.


Try this with the sauce of your choice:

bread
2 rashers bacon
2 sausages sliced (laid horizontally)
2 sausages sliced (laid vertically)
2 rashers bacon
bread
You on a diet mate? Your normal intake is at least 6 sausages isn't it?
Old 25 August 2009, 04:33 PM
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I personally feel that it is the only way to go. Any other method is grossly inferior for many reasons.

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Old 25 August 2009, 05:09 PM
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I just put a runny egg in with my unsliced link sausages. That way you know that one way or another you'll get in a mess, so it doesn't bother you as much when the roll falls apart and the sausages fall out
Old 25 August 2009, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
I just put a runny egg in with my unsliced link sausages. That way you know that one way or another you'll get in a mess, so it doesn't bother you as much when the roll falls apart and the sausages fall out
Just make sure you dont get 'sausage surge'




Sliced down the middle for me too, along with 2 rashers and egg with broken yolk combined with HP's finest
Old 25 August 2009, 08:13 PM
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Very happy with the choice of cut here. As said above, no sausage slippage, a good channel for sauce ( HP ) and aids in capturing any sauce drippage too.

Well done fella!
Old 25 August 2009, 08:28 PM
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Acceptable
Old 25 August 2009, 08:57 PM
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slicing is a must
Old 25 August 2009, 09:04 PM
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the only way to be done. and of has to be an egg with broken yolk lol
Old 25 August 2009, 09:05 PM
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Old 25 August 2009, 11:04 PM
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Well I'm glad that's soted, ta

Oh, it HAS to be Heinz tommie sauce, nothing else will do and frankly, putting inferior sauce in a Heinz bottle should be punished by means of a firing squad!

As for you J4CKO!
Old 26 August 2009, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
Well I'm glad that's soted, ta

Oh, it HAS to be Heinz tommie sauce, nothing else will do and frankly, putting inferior sauce in a Heinz bottle should be punished by means of a firing squad!

As for you J4CKO!

Sliced -yes
Best of both bread - yes
little bit of butter - allowed
red sauce - sandwich FAIL !!!!


And I dont care that you are northern monkey, get a grip man
Old 26 August 2009, 09:53 AM
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It should be HP sauce, certainly. My girlfriend has recently started making me sandwiches with tomato puree, which sounds wrong, but actually tastes far better than the reduced tomatoes it replaces...
Old 26 August 2009, 12:47 PM
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brown sauces is the excretion of satan. Red sauce all the way

try this one,

sausage (3 sliced lengthways to prevent rolling action exit)
well done egg (so its doesn;t run down your chin)
2 hash browns
red sauce

in a large, soft white cob


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