Jordan / Pete
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Jordan / Pete
Ok, I know many aren’t interested in this couple, but I cant help but feel Jordan isn’t doing herself any favours here.
On the front page of the Sun, another guy she's *** in the short months she's been apart. That coupled with the fact she's moved her new guy in, makes me feel she's a bit of a idiot.
As a glamour model, she's starting to look a bit past it. I definitely feel she isn’t growing old gracefully, and is starting to look like mutton dressed as lamb.
Where as Peter keeps his composure and silence.
Perhaps Ive read too many of my lady's Heat / Ok magazines.
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On the front page of the Sun, another guy she's *** in the short months she's been apart. That coupled with the fact she's moved her new guy in, makes me feel she's a bit of a idiot.
As a glamour model, she's starting to look a bit past it. I definitely feel she isn’t growing old gracefully, and is starting to look like mutton dressed as lamb.
Where as Peter keeps his composure and silence.
Perhaps Ive read too many of my lady's Heat / Ok magazines.
SBK
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The best is yet to come, she's got a show on ITV soon showing what she's been up to after the break up. From the ads, it just looks like she's running around looking for as much ***** as she can and not alot else.
Defo not doing herself any favours, she's acting like a teenage girl who just got dumped, not a woman in her 30's! I don't blame Pete, i'd have sacked that c*ck socket too when she was acting like a slag at nightclubs during the marriage.
And agreed, the old leather creases are appearing in her plastic face...time to give it up old girl, time to give it up.
Defo not doing herself any favours, she's acting like a teenage girl who just got dumped, not a woman in her 30's! I don't blame Pete, i'd have sacked that c*ck socket too when she was acting like a slag at nightclubs during the marriage.
And agreed, the old leather creases are appearing in her plastic face...time to give it up old girl, time to give it up.
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My Mrs likes reading about them and watching the shows - ITV don't miss a trick, now they get 2 shows from one failed marriage.
Although I would gladly *** her, she is a fire and forget type girl. Definately not long haul material.
He's actually not a bad lad.
My Mrs likes reading about them and watching the shows - ITV don't miss a trick, now they get 2 shows from one failed marriage.
Although I would gladly *** her, she is a fire and forget type girl. Definately not long haul material.
He's actually not a bad lad.
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Funny, as I was talking to my wife about this last night after seeing the advert for her program. Peter seems to be trying to keep out of the lime light and look after the children, not talking about their personal situation and just getting on with life, Katie has been acting like a slag, partying every chance she gets and going out with someone new every few days. My respect for Peter has gone up quite a bit.
God, I can't believe I'm writing about this stuff..
God, I can't believe I'm writing about this stuff..
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They are both just a bad as each other with regards to the media. They've both given interview on TV, Radio, and magazines. Pete, although not the publicity ***** as Jordan is, is still making money out of this.
TV program, cook book, record deal etc.
Will I watch/read any of the sh!te?
NO. I'd rather pull my eyeballs out and feed them to the dog.
If Jordan came on to me in a club, would I **** it? Yes. But certainly wouldn't give it my number.
TV program, cook book, record deal etc.
Will I watch/read any of the sh!te?
NO. I'd rather pull my eyeballs out and feed them to the dog.
If Jordan came on to me in a club, would I **** it? Yes. But certainly wouldn't give it my number.
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TBH i don't know what he saw in her in the first place.She's just a cheap slag who's had more **** in her than i've had hot dinners(and i'm a fat b@stard). He's a bit of a *** at times,but generally doesn't seem to be too bad
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Im surprised he didnt leave earlier. Watching the shows, she was a right nasty piece of work to him, was always miserable and sulky when she wasnt centre of attention.
She gives off this image of a right animal in bed, but I remember watching that **** of her and that singer, whats his name ? Dan something, anyway, it was dull, boring and she laid there like a dead pig.
Kerry Kantona is just as bad, she's a complete mess and has returned to where she originates from, ie. the gutter.
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She gives off this image of a right animal in bed, but I remember watching that **** of her and that singer, whats his name ? Dan something, anyway, it was dull, boring and she laid there like a dead pig.
Kerry Kantona is just as bad, she's a complete mess and has returned to where she originates from, ie. the gutter.
SBK
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Dane Bowers, yeap thats him. Do a search on the p2p stuff, you will find it. Dont hope for too much, as it was dull. Like the one night in Paris ****, another dull thing to watch.
Jordan's time has gone now. She looks old, looks to heavily made up and she must have a puss like a wellington boot.
Also, during her pregancy it was well know in the Brighton Crowd that she kept on drinking, and a buddy of mine, who's a doorman in Brighton, had to pick her up from the floor, 6 months gone, as she was so pi55ed, and put her into the car. They demanded the cctv video from the club to hide it.
Its also common knowlegde that she was nobbing around Pete's back for the last 6 months with a guy / an ex, from Brighton.
I also know the guy who nicked the above **** too and who then sold it to the press :-)
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Jordan's time has gone now. She looks old, looks to heavily made up and she must have a puss like a wellington boot.
Also, during her pregancy it was well know in the Brighton Crowd that she kept on drinking, and a buddy of mine, who's a doorman in Brighton, had to pick her up from the floor, 6 months gone, as she was so pi55ed, and put her into the car. They demanded the cctv video from the club to hide it.
Its also common knowlegde that she was nobbing around Pete's back for the last 6 months with a guy / an ex, from Brighton.
I also know the guy who nicked the above **** too and who then sold it to the press :-)
SBK
Last edited by Simon K; 27 August 2009 at 08:17 AM.
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They are a bunch of muppets.
Katie is living in cloud cuckoo land if she thinks that she even has a chance at competing in 'that' industry anymore.....and Pete, well he was just an idiot to get with her in the first place.
I am hoping that he comes out on top, as I feel if either of them 'deserve' a break it's Pete.
I just hope that the kids don't get messed up from it all, but I think that is inevitable.
Katie is living in cloud cuckoo land if she thinks that she even has a chance at competing in 'that' industry anymore.....and Pete, well he was just an idiot to get with her in the first place.
I am hoping that he comes out on top, as I feel if either of them 'deserve' a break it's Pete.
I just hope that the kids don't get messed up from it all, but I think that is inevitable.
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Can figure out's what's worst - the existence of this thread or the fact I'm posting on it .
Jordan's best hope is to get cancer fast - then she'll be loved again .
Pete should go back to colllecting bins / serving MacDonalds.
Jordan's best hope is to get cancer fast - then she'll be loved again .
Pete should go back to colllecting bins / serving MacDonalds.
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What a load of barlocks. She made sure all her ******** was cut out. She spent most of her time locked in her bedroom with that goofy Lowther model bloke. I dont think it was a realistic portrayal of her time in Ibiza. I see she added a cosy 'mummy' moment at the end.
I wont watch the tramp again
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she did come across as a woman / mum, who's trying to re-invent her youth. She seems to want to pull her top up all the time, and it gets boring.
Even her friends looked embrassed. Seems like only people that want fame enjoy her company now.
She's looking played out and embrassing.
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Even her friends looked embrassed. Seems like only people that want fame enjoy her company now.
She's looking played out and embrassing.
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All it showed was her being a sad washed up old has been. It was a different team doing the filming this time and it was heavily edited. It didnt show her whoring herself which is basically all she did.
Did you notice that she wears clothes when she is drunk that make it harder to expose her body parts.
They didn't show the bit where girl clubbers wrote slag and team pete on their body's.
It is obvious what her 'friends' think of her, especially her make up bloke.
Last night she was slagging Pete off on Twitter for taking the kids to Sardinia saying it was a photo set up with him being with the kids. She just cant get over herself
Did you notice that she wears clothes when she is drunk that make it harder to expose her body parts.
They didn't show the bit where girl clubbers wrote slag and team pete on their body's.
It is obvious what her 'friends' think of her, especially her make up bloke.
Last night she was slagging Pete off on Twitter for taking the kids to Sardinia saying it was a photo set up with him being with the kids. She just cant get over herself
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