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Old 18 September 2009, 10:28 PM
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Is there any phrase's that makes your parnter really mad that you actually say just for the fun of winding them up My missus hates "chillax" and "mint" so these are my new favorite words to use in her company Do others like winding up thier other half or am I alone on this one
Old 18 September 2009, 10:30 PM
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" Im going to buy another watch ! "
Old 18 September 2009, 10:30 PM
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My wimmins didn't believe that that the word 'several' existed, and still argues that it is a silly word and shouldn't be used
Old 18 September 2009, 10:31 PM
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why you out the kitchen?
thats a sure fire way to spend a night on the sofa
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Mine hates it wen she says something and I say " are you sure ? "

Drives her fooking potty
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I'll use a big word and then 'explain' to her what it means, she hates that, so more the fun!
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Originally Posted by cookie sti
why you out the kitchen?
thats a sure fire way to spend a night on the sofa
A sure fire way to spend a night on the sofa is "ask your missus to get ready in under half an hour" when she does it and looks pleased with herself say " But look at the state of you" This works on any female and will have a lot of aggresive results
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The response "ummhumm" that i am told i say to her about 50 times a day

I don't even recall saying it half the time, mind you i don't recall what she has been waffling on about half the time either, so i blatantly do it on autopilot

What is quite amusing is that once i was apparently talking in my sleep and it is alleged that i kept saying "ummhumm" so no doubt she was waffling complete sh*te in my dream at the time she saw the funny side of that one
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pull my ****
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have you put on weight fatty
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"Hi Honey, I'm home"...... usually results in sobbing....
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Originally Posted by stevebt
A sure fire way to spend a night on the sofa is "ask your missus to get ready in under half an hour" when she does it and looks pleased with herself say " But look at the state of you" This works on any female and will have a lot of aggresive results
lol a man with a deathwish....

mind you thats my biggest pet hate
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Originally Posted by oadamo
adam
Why would that upset her? Does she look like a man?
Old 19 September 2009, 08:54 AM
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Just a note:

When your other half walks into the room after getting ready to go out, and asks,

" Do I look OK ? " ....{performs an odd twirl}

Make sure you actually look before you say.. " Yes."




Not taking your eyes off the TV/PC and saying " Yes. ", doesnt work well.
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Originally Posted by yoza
Just a note:

When your other half walks into the room after getting ready to go out, and asks,

" Do I look OK ? " ....{performs an odd twirl}

Make sure you actually look before you say.. " Yes."




Not taking your eyes off the TV/PC and saying " Yes. ", doesnt work well.
I usually just go "Ummhumm"
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