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Old 20 September 2009, 03:52 PM
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my beloved really is starting to get on my wick! Just there five minutes ago she was moaning about money as i've just started a new job after 2months of being off so things are slightly tight. So i pointed out why doesn't she give up those cancer sticks, the babble i got off her for it was just pure rubbish because unlike her who from what i can see has only gave up buying the odd bit of clothing, I have given up everything bar my car So can you guess what she said i should give up? yes, my car You know the one that gets me to work so i can earn money, the one that takes her to her mothers or picks her up on the days i'm off work.

Starting to get slightly ****ed off today sirs!

oh and i'm sick the **** of her mates rabbit being in my kitchen making my house smell of ****!

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Old 20 September 2009, 03:58 PM
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do not let it get you down, new job is something to be pleased about, ignore her moans, it isn't worth getting into it sometimes.
Old 20 September 2009, 03:59 PM
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Just imagine, blues skies, lying on a beach, chilling out mate, either that or kill the bitch!
Old 20 September 2009, 04:17 PM
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Chin up mate ... or throw it up her bum whilst she's asleep
Old 20 September 2009, 04:23 PM
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As j4ckos mate says, ironically , when my missus is the subject of a moan "Punch her in the c**t mate"

Or get a new, non smoking one with bigger **** and a smaller (thought not too small) gob.


I like being a misogynist occasionally !
Old 20 September 2009, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Chin up mate ... or throw it up her bum whilst she's asleep



And open the door and let the rabbit out while she is upstairs
Old 20 September 2009, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza



And open the door and let the rabbit out while she is upstairs
hise the rabbit up her ****** while shes sleeping

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Old 20 September 2009, 04:48 PM
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Blow the silly cows back doors in, that'll learn her
Old 20 September 2009, 04:55 PM
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Excellent advice lads

I've started operation: Reclaim Back Room!
Old 20 September 2009, 04:59 PM
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give the box of cigarettes to the rabbit

rabbit may die and your bird cant smoke, job done
Old 20 September 2009, 05:07 PM
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I do wonder how women's minds operate sometimes, when I was made redundant e few weeks ago I was given a big lecture about not wasting my money on fast cars. Yet mysteriously these holiday brochures and jewellery catalogues have appeared at strategically placed places around the house
Old 20 September 2009, 06:06 PM
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Why do so many men want to live there lives (or do they really??) with some moaning , annoying cow of a woman???
I know what its like ( i put up with it for 2 years!) so after that decided to stay single and just "date" women instead. Best decision i ever made-Sex when you want but without all the other crap that goes with living with a bird and your freedom to do what you want ,
when you want and with whom!
Bliss!
Old 20 September 2009, 06:15 PM
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Old 20 September 2009, 07:15 PM
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Is that the meaning of life? I feel sorry for the OP - your lass sounds horrible to me: whats her sister like?
Old 20 September 2009, 07:23 PM
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Try telling her to toke on this 8=====D
Old 20 September 2009, 08:41 PM
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No wonder you're such a grumpy **** on here - Sir you have my deepest sympathies
Old 20 September 2009, 08:49 PM
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All that and an Alfa, he's a lucky man.....

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Old 20 September 2009, 11:19 PM
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Women...you cant live with em...ya can't ******* killem
Old 20 September 2009, 11:58 PM
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...and you can't kill 'em whilst fvcking them !
Old 21 September 2009, 02:39 AM
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The best advice I've ever heard:
Originally Posted by Wayne's World
Get over it, go out with someone else
Old 21 September 2009, 08:44 AM
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Mmmm, got any pics of your Mrs ?? Unless stunning, get rid, save your cash, and find yourself a new lady.

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Old 21 September 2009, 08:48 AM
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Old 21 September 2009, 10:46 AM
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Ahh, the old get rid of your car act.

I did that: (well stopped using the scoob). And bought the cheapest driveable (and legal) shed I could find. Rolling up in a very tired looking 1984 B-reg VW polo with the drivers side dented and kicked in was her moment of epiphany
Old 21 September 2009, 10:59 AM
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Try ignoring her for a while. Makes 'em think you have found another interest. Definitely concentrates the mind anyway!

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Old 21 September 2009, 11:06 AM
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Jesus Christ dude man up........ bang the rabbit and make HER sleep in the kitchen lol
Old 21 September 2009, 11:43 AM
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AS much as my current is absolutely stunning I cannot be arsed to deal with all of the moaning and complaining hence why she is about to be an ex. Its great to have a fit Mrs but its better to love a beautiful heart than a beatiful face. Life is stressful enough without non stop grief at home.
Old 21 September 2009, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
AS much as my current is absolutely stunning I cannot be arsed to deal with all of the moaning and complaining hence why she is about to be an ex. Its great to have a fit Mrs but its better to love a beautiful heart than a beatiful face. Life is stressful enough without non stop grief at home.
That's the first sensible thing I've ever seen you post
Old 21 September 2009, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
AS much as my current is absolutely stunning I cannot be arsed to deal with all of the moaning and complaining hence why she is about to be an ex. Its great to have a fit Mrs but its better to love a beautiful heart than a beatiful face. Life is stressful enough without non stop grief at home.
You have learned the lesson very well!

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Old 21 September 2009, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
That's the first sensible thing I've ever seen you post

That was EXACTLY what I thought when I read it earlier...
Old 21 September 2009, 02:26 PM
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