scoobyvirgin

I'm sure when we moved into our current house two years ago, we had quite a few teaspoons. Upon tea making duty tonight, it seems like the majority of them have disappeared, only four left.
I used to take one to work with me everyday, and it always came back. The mrs says she hasn't left any at work, so I'm confused as to where they've all got to.

Anyone else have the same problem?

The Zohan

they are the socks of the dishwasher world - God knows!

Will

We get theat sort of problems here, but with bloody forks!!!

scoobyvirgin

Car keys..... Nightmare, I lost one of mine just before I sold my car, turned up four months later in the washing machine. It had managed to come out of my pocket and get stuck in the seal under the lip.

The Zohan

More likely you sticking them up you bum to prod the odd gerbil or two!

zs_phil

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same here teaspoons always go missing why o why o why and like said above socks ....why do socks go missing who pinches my socks
pure madness and why when i use the throne is the toilet roll holder empty when i have already done the duty

Will

what would scooby do

I know the answer to the missing teaspoons. I'm just not sure if you are ready for the TRUTH!

scoobyvirgin

Is it something to do with Uri Gellar and being a bender??

what would scooby do

Nope, but you are correct that uri(ne) is a bender (and a *****)






Kiwi
Bed
Paintbrush
Walnut

DYK

. This reminds me of Father Ted,and the mystery of the Whistle Thief..

StickyMicky

When i moved into my pad, i treat myself to 4 of everything from the Asda smart price range


4 knives,forks,desert spoons and tea spoons.

The system worked wonders for quite a while, until the missus moved in, now i still have 4 of everything, but i only have 1 of my original desert spoons left, in place of the missing ones, are 3 random non matching spoons, that we have no feckin idea how, or even where from?

This was actually discussed last night and she tried to blame me

She blatantly took them into work, left them in the sink (same thing she seams to do at home) and when going back to them later on, just picked up somebody else's one instead.

We probably ended up with 3 dessert spoons worth more then the cheap smart price ones i originally bought

dpb

Over the side usually with the dishwater

what would scooby do

EVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVILEVIL


How can you live a life with such disorder, nay chaos?

I have had to create a false step up to our flat as there was two flights, one of 12 steps and one of 13

ALi-B

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I found the demise of several spoons; For ages the waste disposal unit in the sink had been making odd clanking noises.. I put off looking in there because its a yukky job.

Well one day it jammed, and this time using reverse wouldn't unjam it. So I had to have a poke around in there.

Shining in a torch through the flaps I noted it was something metal. Yup, the remenants of the missing tea spoons.

Will

what would scooby do

Dirty boy

cookie sti

every week the wife gives the kids rooms a good tidy and we always recover missing glasses and spoons

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

Thats a fast track way of getting a circumcision

Will

I wouldnt know mate

kingofturds

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I am pretty sure gypsies sneak in through the cat flap at night and steal them. We had to buy some asda value ones the other day because we got to the point where we only had a bob the builder and iggle piggle teaspoon left.

Lisawrx

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Same here, missing cutlery and **** knows where it goes.

We don't have a dishwasher (other than me), and I'm not losing the stuff.

GMballistic

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Its those pesky "crack" addicts...why do you think there always so gaunt & thin?? it's so they can sneak in under the bottom of doors at night, steal your spoons & spare change and often take random socks to put on there hands to stop them from getting burnt whilst cooking up.
Just put some soap around all the doors at night....it seems to repel them.