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Was that the same blonde that was sitting at the kitchen table trying to do a puzzle of a Tigers head?
Her husband asked what she was doing with the Frosties.....
Her husband asked what she was doing with the Frosties.....
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Another tough crowd I see.
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Now stop me if you've heard this one before
Man goes to visit a friend who has injured both legs, finds him lying on his settee at home looking very poorly.
"Is there anything I can get you?" he asks.
"Well my feet are very cold, could you go upstairs and fetch my slippers please".
At the top of the stairs the man finds his friend's twin nineteen year old daughters.
He says " your dad told me to come and **** both of you"
"You're a bloody liar" one replies.
"I'll prove it" he says and shouts down "was it both of them you meant".
The reply came back "well f*cking one of them's no use is it"
I've left the building already!
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Now stop me if you've heard this one before
Man goes to visit a friend who has injured both legs, finds him lying on his settee at home looking very poorly.
"Is there anything I can get you?" he asks.
"Well my feet are very cold, could you go upstairs and fetch my slippers please".
At the top of the stairs the man finds his friend's twin nineteen year old daughters.
He says " your dad told me to come and **** both of you"
"You're a bloody liar" one replies.
"I'll prove it" he says and shouts down "was it both of them you meant".
The reply came back "well f*cking one of them's no use is it"
I've left the building already!
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