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Old 12 November 2009, 09:58 PM
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So the German goalkeeper Robert Enke gets killed by a train.

That's what you call German efficiency.

If it was in Britain he would still be F***ing standing there looking at his watch and tutting.



The death of Robert Enke has been described as "a tradgedy for German football."

How, exactly? If the guy can't see a F***ing train coming, I wouldn't trust him as a goalkeeper.


I Knew german keepers worked hard but I just heard one trained himself to death.


Germany and Hanover goalkeeper Robert Enke has died at a level crossing after apparently driving into the path of an oncoming train.

F**K me some save that would have been.


Spooky Eh?

I signed Robert Enke on Football Manager 2010 on monday and he goes and tops himself on Tuesday.

Anyways im in negotiations with Cristiano Ronaldo at the minute.

Wish me luck!!


It turns out Andy Gray was wrong when he said Robert Enke could stop anything.
Old 12 November 2009, 10:09 PM
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That didnt take long did it!
Old 12 November 2009, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by V5RVLTD
That didnt take long did it!
Nope!
Old 12 November 2009, 11:22 PM
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was hoping they`d be better,for jokes,they are the type a bad stand up would use

find some good ones
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