A Rude rhyme. (Nicked off Sickipedia)
14 November 2009, 08:53 PM
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A Rude rhyme. (Nicked off Sickipedia)
Do not read below if easily offended, but I thought it imaginative enough to share.
You have been warned so please don't ban me, just vape its mods if deemed not fit. I don't have access to Adult.
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Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.
And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.
And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.
Those on their own,
F***ing the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.
Trucker driving through
Who just got blew
And killed a hooker on the A32
Was just passing by.
And the IT bod
Sat in his pod
Choking on his tongue and writing his blog
Was just passing by.
And the sick perverts,
Who disconcert
The women with outrageous flirts
And like to fill their mouths with squirts
Were just passing by.
The Sickipedia folk,
Who share a joke;
See a duplicate and almost choke.
Waiting ages for Elton's stroke
Were just passing by.
There's a McDonalds for everyone.
You have been warned so please don't ban me, just vape its mods if deemed not fit. I don't have access to Adult.
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Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.
And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.
And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.
Those on their own,
F***ing the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.
Trucker driving through
Who just got blew
And killed a hooker on the A32
Was just passing by.
And the IT bod
Sat in his pod
Choking on his tongue and writing his blog
Was just passing by.
And the sick perverts,
Who disconcert
The women with outrageous flirts
And like to fill their mouths with squirts
Were just passing by.
The Sickipedia folk,
Who share a joke;
See a duplicate and almost choke.
Waiting ages for Elton's stroke
Were just passing by.
There's a McDonalds for everyone.
Last edited by SVXNUT; 14 November 2009 at 10:16 PM. Reason: Most offensive verse removed.
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