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Old 17 November 2009, 04:51 PM
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Question Psssst! Want to get rid of the wife ....

..claim you have got a sleep disorder which had been triggered by "boy racer activity"!!!!!!

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Man killed wife 'during a dream'

The trial of a husband accused of murdering his wife as they slept in a camper van has heard he killed her while he dreamt she was an intruder.

Christine Thomas, 57, was killed in Aberporth, Ceredigion, in July 2008.

Swansea Crown Court heard Brian Thomas, 59, of Neath, accepts he killed her but says he has a sleep disorder which had been triggered by "boy racer activity".

The court heard how Mr and Mrs Thomas had gone on holiday in their camper van in July 2008 and stayed the night at a vehicle park in Aberporth.

A group of younger people turned up at the car park after they had gone to bed, and the screeching of brakes and tyres - described in court as "boy racer activity" - disturbed the couple, who moved from the site's lower to its higher car park

He said he had dreamt he was fighting one of the boy racers.

The prosecution said the defendant had told the 999 operator: "I woke up fighting one of those boys but it wasn't a boy, it was Christine."
Old 17 November 2009, 05:58 PM
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can you use the "I was dreaming" defence if she wakes up and finds you doing her up the bum ???

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Old 17 November 2009, 06:00 PM
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I will have to remember this! lol.
Old 17 November 2009, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
can you use the "I was dreaming" defence if she wakes up and finds you doing her up the bum ???

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why would u want to dream about a boy racer ?
Old 17 November 2009, 06:57 PM
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I bet Ting Tong would get rid of you if she thought could get away with it
Old 17 November 2009, 08:15 PM
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I remember a friend of mine who bit her boyfriend on the head, after smelling the hairspray in his hair whilst sleeping, which caused her to dream that her eyes were being sprayed by an aerosol and she was about to be raped.

Scary.

I'm unsure what he was dreaming about, however.
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Originally Posted by JDM_Stig
why would u want to dream about a boy racer ?
nooooooo silly !!!!!!! you could say that you were having a x-rated dream



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Old 18 November 2009, 12:31 PM
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They do say that if you are looking for an excuse, then the more outrageous, the better your chances!

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Old 18 November 2009, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
can you use the "I was dreaming" defence if she wakes up and finds you doing her up the bum ???

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What would you say you were dreaming about, could be mis interpreted.....
Old 18 November 2009, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
What would you say you were dreaming about, could be mis interpreted.....
That's what I was thinking
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I remember dreaming that my wife was asleep in the middle of the road and there was a lorry bearing down on her.

No matter how hard I shook her she wouldn't wake up! I REALLY tried to wake her up and the dream ended just as the lorry got to her.

I remember sitting up in bed with my heart pounding but then I just turned over and went to sleep. I vaguely remember my wife saying something, but really I was too far gone in sleep to notice.

Next morning.

I wake up, turned over to my wife who was lying looking at me, and I asked "Did you sleep well?"

"Well I did until some f***cking maniac starting shaking me violently and screaming LISA WAKE UP, WAKE UP FOR GOD'S SAKE WAKE UP!!!!!"

erm.... thinks me....

she continued....

"Yeah and now I'm wide awake and panicking, thinking the house is on fire we're being burgled or burglars have set the house on fire, my heart pounding and you're bolt upright up in bed. I'm shouting at you 'What the HELL is going on!!!' and you grunted lay down and fell the hell ASLEEP!!!"

"errrrrrr...." thinks me.....

"It took me bloody AGES to get back to sleep you *******"


"eeeeeerrrrrrrr........" thinks me


Now I come to think of it... damn good thing I wasn't dreaming about surprise bum sex, or throttling someone. Mind you dreaming about a BJ would've been good. Damn. Missed chance there.
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