J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Is there anything more heterosexual than a magazine full of handsome chaps with rippling torso's and diet tips.....

jjones

don't you wear lycra most days of the week?

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Yeah, but then again, Im a right old poof

hodgy0_2

i find it beats actually going to the gym

apparently if you stare at the trim bodies long enough you get fitter without having to get out of the chair

LG John

I bought a copy for the first time in years recently and, tbh, thought it has gone really downhill. It just doesn't have the substance it used to have and nearly every so called exercise or diet plan was a rehash of stuff they printed years ago. There were literally tones and tones of adverts and inserts and little of interest or use. Even more annoyingly the articles that supposidly relate to the slogans on the front were usually not even close to delivering on the promise. For example, "gain 5 lean lbs in a week" and the corresponding article was basically saying, "eat well and do heavy weights". I mean, ffs, 99% of the readership 'know' that.....where's the 'so-called' secret? What's different from anything they've said before that will allow readers to gain 5 lean lbs in a week.

Jonnys3

I used to subscribe to this and it is obvious that there is a pattern of repetition in their material. The so-called "theme" running through, say January's edition, will be the same "theme" as that which ran though the previous January's edition, and so forth for each corresponding month of the year.

Where's the section which tells young dad's who can't get to a gym because they're too busy looking after their kids, or can't afford the super expensive supplements and nutrition because they're running a family, how to look just like the cover model?

Hodgy, if I stare at breast in Nuts and Zoo will it have the same effect as staring at trim bodies in MH?

DYK

5lbs of lean muscle in a week yeah right,more like 3/6/8 weeks minimum.

JPL

Not true. I was having a turnout this morning and waded through several pages. I'm still a fat fvcker and can't make it ip the stairs without a wheeze

SunnySideUp

Have you seen all the adverts in the back of that Mag. for Gold Wheels!

Leslie

Very good!

Have you been thumbing through your back copies of "Health and Efficiency" again?

Les

MJW

I can summarise all past and future editions of Men's Health magazine in one handy cut out and keep guide :

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1. Don't eat loads of crap
2. Do some exercise

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hodgy0_2

I can do one for womens magazine aswell -- for any of the females reading this

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1. Don't eat loads of crap
2. Do some exercise
3. But you will never look as good as the models pictured or as tanned (summer editions)
4. The best way of keeping your man is to suck **** - well and often
5. If your new date doesn't ring you back after the first date -- its because he doesn't fancy you
6. He will never bring you to orgasm if he comes first - pls adjust your technique

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EddScott

Bonehead