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Old 11 February 2010, 11:48 PM
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So what are you going to put into your Valentine's card?


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We'd be together,
If you loved me too!


Roses are red,
Tulips are black,
My dick is hard,
Show me your.......


I love you as a love the stars (only at night)
Old 12 February 2010, 01:30 AM
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Spell i love you with a full size helicopter.
Old 12 February 2010, 01:43 AM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a ****ing knife,
Now get in the van

haha
Old 12 February 2010, 07:14 AM
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Might be useful for some-

"To my beloved,
I'm sorry that your card is late,
sit on my face,
and I'll guess your weight!"
Old 12 February 2010, 10:00 AM
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That's useful for me ScoobyDoo thanks.
Old 12 February 2010, 10:31 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
You're gonna get fisted.
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Ricin.
Old 12 February 2010, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ScooByer Trade
Spell i love you with a full size helicopter.

or a big chopper
Old 12 February 2010, 10:56 AM
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I love your lips
and eyes so bright
I even love your cellulite

or

I've been watching you for ages
On the bus or when you're walking....
But i'll know you never learn,
I've been arrested twice for stalking...

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your **** looks lovely,
Through my peephole in the loo!
Old 12 February 2010, 12:51 PM
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Old 12 February 2010, 01:24 PM
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I'm gonna perform this



YouTube - The Lonely Island - Dick in a Box (ft. Justin Timberlake) [SONG + LYRICS]
Old 12 February 2010, 01:30 PM
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nevermind all that - can't wait for the 14th next month.....

Steak and BJ Day
Old 12 February 2010, 02:23 PM
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Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Judging by the size of them on their washing lines
They both have smaller t1t's than you
Old 12 February 2010, 04:08 PM
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I would do anything...
to pull into you.
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You make me hot,
and your sister does too.
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roses are red,violets are silly,grease up your flaps,cos here comes my *****...........
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Roses are red,
Pansies are pink,
If I ask you nicely,
Will you take one in the stink?
Old 12 February 2010, 10:20 PM
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Roses are red,
but i am skint,
lend me a tenner
now f**k off you stink
Old 12 February 2010, 11:17 PM
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my plums are sweet
your melons are bitter
bend over please
and take it up the shi1tter

i know you like
i do too
hang on a minute
have you done a poo
Old 12 February 2010, 11:31 PM
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PUMA Hardchorus
Old 12 February 2010, 11:59 PM
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Christ, you lot are very romantic

Oh and most wimmins do not accept the chocolate passage, you will have to look elsewhere for that

These guys might help you

Old 13 February 2010, 05:09 AM
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i looked into your eyes
my heart started to flutter
then i found out
your a certified nutter.


what a face
what a figure
two more legs
you'd look like trigger.


I'm not bitter!
Old 13 February 2010, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Christ, you lot are very romantic

Oh and most wimmins do not accept the chocolate passage

Luckily, those that do love it.

All IMHE of course
Old 13 February 2010, 08:33 AM
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What would the wimmins say or will them be kept secret ?.
Old 13 February 2010, 08:37 AM
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I wonder if Jesus is romantic, it's just that we can't ask him.
Old 13 February 2010, 10:32 AM
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Who ?
Old 13 February 2010, 10:54 AM
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Exactly Jamie Jesus who.
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I like *******
I know you do too
But when I saw your face
It made me spew


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