Gordon Brown
17 April 2010, 10:17 PM
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Gordon Brown
My local Conservative guy asked if I would help spread the word so here goes:
GORDON BROWN
Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100 ?
'With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.
The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead — we just can't take the risk.'
A Prayer:
Dear Lord,
I know that I haven't talked to you that much lately, but this past year you have taken away;
my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
and my favourite musician, Michael Jackson.
I just wanted to let you know that my favourite prime minister is . . .
. . . Gordon Brown
Amen
And Finally:
As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important.
It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people.
We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on.
Please keep it going!
To show your support for Gordon Brown please go to the end of the list and add your name.
1. Mrs Brown.
2.
GORDON BROWN
Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100 ?
'With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.
The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead — we just can't take the risk.'
A Prayer:
Dear Lord,
I know that I haven't talked to you that much lately, but this past year you have taken away;
my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze,
my favourite actress, Farrah Fawcett,
and my favourite musician, Michael Jackson.
I just wanted to let you know that my favourite prime minister is . . .
. . . Gordon Brown
Amen
And Finally:
As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important.
It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people.
We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on.
Please keep it going!
To show your support for Gordon Brown please go to the end of the list and add your name.
1. Mrs Brown.
2.
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