pslewis

I didn't even know there was an e-mail Lotto!?

But, who cares ..... I'm going to arrange a SN Meet with the money ..... wooohoooo - drinks are on me!!

This is my notification:-

Reference#: UKNL/74H14508/96D

Cash Prize: 842,000.00 Pounds Sterling

e-Ticket #: 012/1136/118/38

Congratulations,You have won the above cash prize via your e-mail address which was randomly selected from the World Wide Web and attached to a lucky e-ticket on our online lotto sweepstakes promo draws held on Saturday, 1st of May, 2010 in London, United Kingdom.

To file for claim, do contact our claims agent via e-mail as given below providing your full name(s), full address, telephone #, nationality, country of residence & reference # (same as above) for due processing and remittance of your prize money;;

********************************

Agent: Mr. Paul E. Wilberte-mail:

pl.wilbert@uknlgroup.comTel/Fax: (+44)0704-571-4923

********************************

Yours Truly,Prof. George Herbert.Online Cordinator.

Fire up your engines!!

mrtheedge2u2

YAWN, Pedro

Turbo2

Well done mate! Stuff the poxy wide-body WRX hatch you've been waiting for to replace your wheezing old wagon, and get yourself down to your local Porsche or Ferrari dealer and drive home in something out of their showroom. There's no point in messing around waiting for the money to actually be transferred is there? Even if you have to pay a smallish up-front clearance fee, it clearly states that you've won the dosh fair and square and I know that all of Scoobynetdom agrees with me when I say it couldn't have happened to a more popular guy!

I guess we won't be seeing you on here any more then.

scoobiewrx555

I've written to Mr.Wilbert to ask if he would suck my fat one. I'm not sure if he'll reply

The Zohan

Wil you use the money to buy SN?

David Lock

You could buy Greece with that................ dl

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Too late sucker I have already emailed him with my bank detaills and am awaiting the cash.

Leslie

Pull the other one Pete!

Les

TonyBurns

iTrader: (3)

Dont forget the small print, it says you will have to pay 10k to receive your monies first due to some clerical charge

Tony

Trout

iTrader: (1)

Did you only have to pay £10k? I had to pay a lot more. Can't wait for my cheque to arrive

Ant

$86,000,000 UG Dollars sir

r32

I've written too.

pslewis

Well, you lot are very suspicious!!

It is only a handling and bank transfer fee of £299!

That's not bad considering the winning amount

I'm arranging a meet for all of us and I'm buying the drinks!

You will all turn up - won't you?

markjmd

iTrader: (11)

I'd take him up on that offer, but because of the recent death of the Nigerian President, I'll be meeting up at a motorway services with a lawyer who's helping me transfer $13,000,000 from his estate into a UK bank account, all in return for a very reasonable fee, of course.

Leslie

If you are buying.....try to keep me away!!

Les

pslewis

Easy on there ..... I'll buy the 1st one, after that you are on your own - the 'boys' will sell you your following drinks

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Well I went to the bank to draw out my winnings and it was empty, even the money that I had in there I guess that was just the processing fee come out. The landlord was not to happy but I just told him to shove his poxy tenancy up his ****. Soon I will be able to buy a mansion

The Zohan

Honestly, some people have all the luck, lends us a tenner

pslewis

You should have seen my bosses face when I told him to shove his job and took a dump in his briefcase!!

But, like you said, it won't matter when this money comes in WoooHooooo!!!

Leslie

"Tight as a fish's tit" is all I can say to that one!

Les

SirFozzalot

Awesome luck Mr Lewis, well done

pauld37