new name for coalition government
12 May 2010, 10:19 AM
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new name for coalition government
After a lot of meetings they have decided to make a single party name from the two parties in power
From the Conservative Party they are taking the word Conservative and from the Liberal Democrat Party they are taking the word Party
I give you.... The Conservative Party
From the Conservative Party they are taking the word Conservative and from the Liberal Democrat Party they are taking the word Party
I give you.... The Conservative Party
12 May 2010, 02:47 PM
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Does anyone think this coalition is going to work? Given the circumstances of the last time we had a functioning one I think we should invade Germany. Now bear with me on this… there are several advantages to this idea:
No one in Europe is going to complain, and if they do there is nothing they can do about it as they are completely penniless from bailing out the Greeks.
- Reduces unemployment
- Also reducing dole scroungers
- and removes the hoodie menace
- Gets our Army out of Afghanistan – in fact we could invade from the East! That would confuse the sausage munchers.
- Sorts out the single currency issue. It would become Sterling
- As France lies between the two countries we get to trample the French, and no one's going to argue with that. Except the French. We don’t care about that.
- We can easily get the Americans to join in with us. Most of them don’t actually know where Germany is, and the only thing they will know about them comes courtesy of “Saving Private Ryan” and “Band of Brothers”. We should take advantage of the timing and let them think WWII never ended
- It will also prove popular with the Pro-European groups. Of course INVADING Europe may not be what they were thinking of, but it gets us IN Europe, and pretty much in CONTROL of Europe.
- We get to win the World Cup as the German Football team will be shot on sight.
No one in Europe is going to complain, and if they do there is nothing they can do about it as they are completely penniless from bailing out the Greeks.
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12 May 2010, 04:05 PM
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Does anyone think this coalition is going to work? Given the circumstances of the last time we had a functioning one I think we should invade Germany. Now bear with me on this… there are several advantages to this idea:
- Reduces unemployment
Also reducing dole scroungers- and removes the hoodie menace
- and removes the hoodie menace
- Gets our Army out of Afghanistan – in fact we could invade from the East! That would confuse the sausage munchers.
- Sorts out the single currency issue. It would become Sterling
- As France lies between the two countries we get to trample the French, and no one's going to argue with that. Except the French. We don’t care about that.
- We can easily get the Americans to join in with us. Most of them don’t actually know where Germany is, and the only thing they will know about them comes courtesy of “Saving Private Ryan” and “Band of Brothers”. We should take advantage of the timing and let them think WWII never ended
- It will also prove popular with the Pro-European groups. Of course INVADING Europe may not be what they were thinking of, but it gets us IN Europe, and pretty much in CONTROL of Europe.
- We get to win the World Cup as the German Football team will be shot on sight.
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