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Old 25 May 2010, 10:16 AM
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Cool WANT !

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans, I want this thing more than a tub full of hot ***... nearly

http://www.wimp.com/formulasimulator/

How much? £4K??? (I have no idea).
Old 25 May 2010, 10:40 AM
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oh man! Wots going on here... the tub everytime!
Old 25 May 2010, 10:41 AM
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One here as well: http://www.formulaf1.com/2008/01/24/...or-that-hurts/
Old 25 May 2010, 10:45 AM
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1. why is he driving like he is going up mount everest or down a steep slope ??
No race track has that levels of slope

2. cost far too much and would take about 5 minutes just to get in the damn thing

3. You just know that guy lives at home with his parents


tub of hot *** please
Old 25 May 2010, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
1. why is he driving like he is going up mount everest or down a steep slope ??
No race track has that levels of slope


tub of hot *** please

Thats what I thought. I thought maybe he's on a bike or summat? I assumed it was the 'ring but even so it looked odd. The 2nd effort looked better.


PS - Can the hot *** have hot boobies and be playing the first one but with my face instead of the TV screen?

Ta!
Old 25 May 2010, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
1. why is he driving like he is going up mount everest or down a steep slope ??
No race track has that levels of slope
It's to give the feeling of acceleration and deceleration I assume

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Old 25 May 2010, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by JPL
It's to give the feeling of acceleration and deceleration I assume
Think tightening and untightening the seat straps would be better or failing that, slapped in the face with a large wet fish everytime you brake
Old 25 May 2010, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Think tightening and untightening the seat straps would be better or failing that, slapped in the face with a large wet fish everytime you brake
Or, to add more realism, have an irate Brazillian lob his steering wheel into the path of your car because he's dropped it going up Beau Rivage.
Old 25 May 2010, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
1. why is he driving like he is going up mount everest or down a steep slope ??
No race track has that levels of slope

2. cost far too much and would take about 5 minutes just to get in the damn thing

3. You just know that guy lives at home with his parents


tub of hot *** please
I beg to differ! I had a go in one at the AutoSport show earlier on in the year and it was ****ing A-W-E-S-O-M-E !! I would gladly knock out a wall to accommodate it in my front room!!

I would equally knock down the garden shed to build a hot tub if I thought I could fill it with hot ****!!
Old 25 May 2010, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by JPL
It's to give the feeling of acceleration and deceleration I assume
You would have thought so however watching the chaps head and neck it is hardly pushing him back in his seat or really throwing him into the straps on decelleration.

Still it is impressive and i would love to have a go

I thik i would prefer the ***** option or indeed both the sim and *******!

oh and on the subject of want
http://www.lanedesign.com.br/fw190.htm

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Originally Posted by EddScott
Or, to add more realism, have an irate Brazillian lob his steering wheel into the path of your car because he's dropped it going up Beau Rivage.
Wet fish cheaper option

I think if you had one of those in your living room, the only irate person would be your missus. Though you could rig it up to corrie to simulate the cobble street or desperate housewives and simulate a heavy bitch slap every now and then
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Having spent a lot of my life in simulators of one type or another, I was pretty impressed with the way that one was working. The tilting in any of the axes was to give the impression of acceleration and braking as was mentioned and also the lateral G on the corners, If you are concentrating on the screen you would sense the accelerations rather than the tilting. Impossible to give the full impressions but it would go a long way towards extra realism.

I like my driving games and I would certainly enjoy a go on that one. I think you might well need a "honk bag" close at hand until you got used to the motion.

Les
Old 25 May 2010, 12:11 PM
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I'm still trying to find out how much it is, then I need to find a way of gently letting the wife down because we're not going on holiday this year... or next
Old 25 May 2010, 12:13 PM
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Nice - what happens when you crash off the track?

Does it fling you across the room upside down?
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It seemed to let him know when he spun alright. needs a big rubber hammer to thump him when he goes off into the catch fencing though.

Les
Old 25 May 2010, 02:24 PM
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they have something similar -- but different on fvckingmachines.com
Old 25 May 2010, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
they have something similar -- but different on fvckingmachines.com
I can't see the accelerator pedal, and the seat looks a bit smal.... wait... what?

Old 25 May 2010, 07:15 PM
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Cool but fancy getting caught by non geeks sat in that, a bit embarassing !
Old 25 May 2010, 07:42 PM
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Only for those who have KockLinks fitted and would rather read a rolling-road graph than Playboy
Old 25 May 2010, 08:11 PM
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Very nice, although i'd prefer the same set up for a rally sim
Your wish is......
Old 25 May 2010, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Camoscooby
I would equally knock down the garden shed to build a hot tub if I thought I could fill it with hot ****!!
*** = female. **** = male

TX.
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The reason its tilting so much is because the F1 car is pulling so much G. Compare it to the rally car, not moving half as much. (until it crashes!)

The tilting action is to give the sensation of direction change and G forces. If you watch a proper simulator from the outside you will see slow uptilts - the people inside wont notice this and then the rapid down tilt through say 45 degrees gives the sensation of a much higher down tilt - nearer 90 deg.

This kind of gaming simulator does not do that as its a dynamic model rather than a pre written run of commands on something like a theme park type simulator.

But, they are still very effective - esp if you run them in darkness - you cant see the room moving - so all you will see is the screen - which wont seem to move as its at a fixed point - and all you will feel is the movement.

TBH - at £4k its getting into "reasonable" money - last time I saw something similar it was closer to £20k.
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Only for those who have KockLinks fitted and would rather read a rolling-road graph than Playboy
Only real geeks actually read Playboy!

Les
Old 26 May 2010, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by billythekid
The reason its tilting so much is because the F1 car is pulling so much G. Compare it to the rally car, not moving half as much. (until it crashes!)

The tilting action is to give the sensation of direction change and G forces. If you watch a proper simulator from the outside you will see slow uptilts - the people inside wont notice this and then the rapid down tilt through say 45 degrees gives the sensation of a much higher down tilt - nearer 90 deg.

This kind of gaming simulator does not do that as its a dynamic model rather than a pre written run of commands on something like a theme park type simulator.

But, they are still very effective - esp if you run them in darkness - you cant see the room moving - so all you will see is the screen - which wont seem to move as its at a fixed point - and all you will feel is the movement.

TBH - at £4k its getting into "reasonable" money - last time I saw something similar it was closer to £20k.
Did you see my post?

Les
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
*** = female. **** = male

TX.
My bad
Old 26 May 2010, 03:38 PM
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The folk that make them:

http://www.force-dynamics.com/company/
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Did you see my post?

Les
Not till now..

The real super dooper sims are being used by top F1 teams to train their drivers. The latest gen versions are kept well behind closed doors, but they have all sorts of tricky stuff including the ability to run in very high temps and also have the ability to apply load to the drivers body... training their neck and upper body for each track.




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