car stitch ups
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car stitch ups
Over the recent weeks, my car keeps getting tampered with - silly things like wipers all up, being stickered up all harmless stuff, I know who it is and its all in good spirit, I boxed them in with about 15 cones the other week,
they got me back yesterday, now Im looking for some more no permanent damage but high tech revenge ideas, anyone?!?!
they got me back yesterday, now Im looking for some more no permanent damage but high tech revenge ideas, anyone?!?!
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+1 for the Annoy-a-tron
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
If you can get into the car to attach it then this will do the trick.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
If you can get into the car to attach it then this will do the trick.
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If you can, get underneath and tie a fish to the engine block.
One week later, turns on the A/C, a smell of rotten fish that will take days to dissipate....................I'm just nasty...................
Oh and I will certainly be buying a couple of annoy-a-tron's, never seen those before
One week later, turns on the A/C, a smell of rotten fish that will take days to dissipate....................I'm just nasty...................
Oh and I will certainly be buying a couple of annoy-a-tron's, never seen those before
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It's a report on the police national computer which, when the number plate is read by ANPR cameras or a cop asks for information, the database says that the police should stop the car.
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I love a good ol' joke but I could not think of anything that would annoy me more than someone putting stickers or shrinkwrap anywhere near the paintwork of my car. Infact i'd probably go ballastic.
A friend of mine thought it was funny to jump/slide on peoples bonnets when they are parking up and he's near. He no longer finds it funny.....
A friend of mine thought it was funny to jump/slide on peoples bonnets when they are parking up and he's near. He no longer finds it funny.....
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Tell the police you saw this numberplate dealing drugs at the local school. I really wouldn't recommend doing this though, it's a) illegal and b) immoral (tying up police for a laugh is not cool). Still, it'd be funny.
Bumper stickers are fecking evil to get off, plaster his windscreen in them.
Bumper stickers are fecking evil to get off, plaster his windscreen in them.
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Can you get hold of his keys?
If so the old classic of putting the little circles from a hole punch in his air vents, turn them on full blast and wait for him to turn the ignition on. Voila, his own little snow storm
If so the old classic of putting the little circles from a hole punch in his air vents, turn them on full blast and wait for him to turn the ignition on. Voila, his own little snow storm
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Tell the police you saw this numberplate dealing drugs at the local school. I really wouldn't recommend doing this though, it's a) illegal and b) immoral (tying up police for a laugh is not cool). Still, it'd be funny.
Bumper stickers are fecking evil to get off, plaster his windscreen in them.
Bumper stickers are fecking evil to get off, plaster his windscreen in them.
But I agree, very funny
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One guy up our place got cling filmed, had his trousers pulled down, a brush handle through his overall arms then hoisted up on the fork lift only to be left there.
Oh and same guy, shrink wrapped to a pallet, trousers pulled down again and fork lifted to the top of the catherdral chiller which is massive.
Poor guy was in tears.
You could try freezing some cans of shaving foam, cut them open when solid, then chuck quite a few into said car, watch the fun when the things decide to defrost.
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Move it. Not far, just far enough so they know it's been moved - or turn it around. Obviously you'll needhis (or a spare) key for that - unless it's a small car and you have assistance.
We kept moving my mates metro every other day for weeks and it really started getting to him after a while. We didn't have a key but it was light enough to wheelbarrow with a few of us.......
We kept moving my mates metro every other day for weeks and it really started getting to him after a while. We didn't have a key but it was light enough to wheelbarrow with a few of us.......
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Move it. Not far, just far enough so they know it's been moved - or turn it around. Obviously you'll needhis (or a spare) key for that - unless it's a small car and you have assistance.
We kept moving my mates metro every other day for weeks and it really started getting to him after a while. We didn't have a key but it was light enough to wheelbarrow with a few of us.......
We kept moving my mates metro every other day for weeks and it really started getting to him after a while. We didn't have a key but it was light enough to wheelbarrow with a few of us.......
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detonate a high yield neutron bomb that kills all life but nicely doesn't affect non organic materials..
.. but maybe the emp will fry its circuitry ?
worth a punt
.. but maybe the emp will fry its circuitry ?
worth a punt