Find Chuck Norris
29 July 2010, 06:42 AM
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Find Chuck Norris
1. Go to Google.com
2. Type in "find chuck norris"
3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
29 July 2010, 07:00 AM
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29 July 2010, 07:13 AM
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Love it
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nice one
Similar sort of entry with "French Military Victories"
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brilliant
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there is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
29 July 2010, 11:21 AM
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognises the element of surprise.
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chuck norris has a third fist hidden under his chin.
29 July 2010, 12:00 PM
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29 July 2010, 12:02 PM
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice!
29 July 2010, 01:51 PM
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
29 July 2010, 01:55 PM
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
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29 July 2010, 02:17 PM
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Found him
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29 July 2010, 03:19 PM
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Found him
How ironic.. the pic doesn't load ..
29 July 2010, 03:32 PM
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How ironic.. the pic doesn't load ..
Does here
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Does here
...and here
29 July 2010, 06:45 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.......and got one!
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And remember, Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch as HE decides what time it is.....
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Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.
29 July 2010, 08:16 PM
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And remember, Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch as HE decides what time it is.....
29 July 2010, 08:23 PM
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Check this out, Chuck Norris in Oblivion - a whole series as he fights Sean Connery, Van Damme, Seagal and others, with Paul Hogan as his faithful Sidekick.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mac...ed=0CCsQqwQwAw
Made me laugh.....
30 July 2010, 09:33 AM
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Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
I like that one!
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.