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07 April 2002, 09:53 AM
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Whisper very gently "hello ickle doggy, nice sweet doggy, whose a pretty lickle puppywuppy then...." and adopt a very submissive stance whilst fumbling in my pocket for any scraps of meat/gun/suicide pill 
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07 April 2002, 10:37 AM
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Raise the barrel of my Theoben rifle, whack the scope down to 4x zoom, rest the crosshairs between the targets eyes, concentrate, squeeze the two stage trigger and BOOM - one dead mutt!
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08 April 2002, 02:18 PM
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Shout cat and point to a nearby tree and then run like crazy! 
I do believe I have met Mr Footlongs dog!
I thought "What strange carpet and wallpaper in that room through the door there.. strange red and pink colouring, almost looks wet?" then I realised there was a dog with its mouth open
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I do believe I have met Mr Footlongs dog!
I thought "What strange carpet and wallpaper in that room through the door there.. strange red and pink colouring, almost looks wet?" then I realised there was a dog with its mouth open
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08 April 2002, 03:41 PM
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I've met mr footlongs dog as well, im 17 stone and was bouncing all over me like a nutter and i couldnt even stand up!!
(was excited and wanted to play, no other reaason).
what i'd probably do if faced with the above would be to slowly bend down and check my laces were tied on my nikes.
those with me would comment that id never out run the dog to which the immortal reply of 'sod the dog, as long as i outrun you' would be offered.
The other option invloves running away, whilst picking up those around me, breaking there legs and throwing them at the dog
(was excited and wanted to play, no other reaason).
what i'd probably do if faced with the above would be to slowly bend down and check my laces were tied on my nikes.
those with me would comment that id never out run the dog to which the immortal reply of 'sod the dog, as long as i outrun you' would be offered.
The other option invloves running away, whilst picking up those around me, breaking there legs and throwing them at the dog
08 April 2002, 09:44 PM
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I would'nt be worried as I'd get my mutt to talk to it. That would send it to sleep cos if you look at my dog for more than 30 secs its like taking Mogadon.
I've got one of these big red miserable faced gits (french mastiff) thats on before Emmerdale. Mind you this is the same type of dog that was in Turner & Hooch and is well able to rip your knackers off.
If in doubt run.
Alasdair
I've got one of these big red miserable faced gits (french mastiff) thats on before Emmerdale. Mind you this is the same type of dog that was in Turner & Hooch and is well able to rip your knackers off.
If in doubt run.
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09 April 2002, 01:08 PM
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Whisper very gently "hello ickle doggy, nice sweet doggy, whose a pretty lickle puppywuppy then...." and adopt a very submissive stance whilst fumbling in my pocket for any scraps of meat/gun/suicide pill
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09 April 2002, 03:05 PM
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I do so much want one but she is so blinkered and only listens to the ill informed public perception of these dogs !
I could always get my dog to invite your rottie back to mine and introduce her to the wonders of the boxerworld BBS
There is no way in the world my dog could ever be that close to a cat !!!
I do so much want one but she is so blinkered and only listens to the ill informed public perception of these dogs !
I could always get my dog to invite your rottie back to mine and introduce her to the wonders of the boxerworld BBS
There is no way in the world my dog could ever be that close to a cat !!!
09 April 2002, 04:26 PM
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PG, show her the photo above, that may change her perception!
Have met loads now, all brilliant dogs. Wish same could be said for some of the smaller breeds [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] that are forever growling at her/snapping as we walk past.
There will always be problem dogs in all walks of life, it really bugs me that people are so prejudiced
Yes, they are very headstrong, frequently looking to be top dog in the "pack", very territorial and being honest, would be quite prepared to defend me in the event of malicious intent, but are not aggressive by nature and are extremely loyal.
The rewards are fantastic and I ahve to say I would look no further than more rotties in the future.
D
PS - Love the picture
D
Have met loads now, all brilliant dogs. Wish same could be said for some of the smaller breeds [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] that are forever growling at her/snapping as we walk past.
There will always be problem dogs in all walks of life, it really bugs me that people are so prejudiced
Yes, they are very headstrong, frequently looking to be top dog in the "pack", very territorial and being honest, would be quite prepared to defend me in the event of malicious intent, but are not aggressive by nature and are extremely loyal.
The rewards are fantastic and I ahve to say I would look no further than more rotties in the future.
D
PS - Love the picture
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09 April 2002, 07:52 PM
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ROTFLMAO at PG's piccie!
My rottie is very protective over us. I am not scared of much, but I have been a few situations involving scum in our area, that having him along has proved very useful. It's amazing how well they can pick up on your mood when dealing with bad people/ situations.
Funniest thing was when my dad got an insurance claim sent to him for damage to a car done by the dog. God knows why, but Max took a particular dislike to a ford mondeo driving past and charged it. Smashed the drivers side door in! My dad is 20 stone and couldn't hold him on that occasion.
Cheers,
Nick
My rottie is very protective over us. I am not scared of much, but I have been a few situations involving scum in our area, that having him along has proved very useful. It's amazing how well they can pick up on your mood when dealing with bad people/ situations.
Funniest thing was when my dad got an insurance claim sent to him for damage to a car done by the dog. God knows why, but Max took a particular dislike to a ford mondeo driving past and charged it. Smashed the drivers side door in!
My dad is 20 stone and couldn't hold him on that occasion.Cheers,
Nick
04 August 2002, 09:41 AM
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LOL @ Robertio
Actually you shout in a menacing tone...
"Oi, dug, get over here"
("dug" being Scottish vernacular for "dog" )
Then put her back on her lead and carry on with the walk
Mr Footlong...its a big tree she's beside
PG - Just do it m8, you know you want to...
D
[Edited by Diablo - 4/8/2002 11:40:01 AM]
Actually you shout in a menacing tone...
"Oi, dug, get over here"
("dug" being Scottish vernacular for "dog"
)Then put her back on her lead and carry on with the walk
Mr Footlong...its a big tree she's beside
PG - Just do it m8, you know you want to...
D
[Edited by Diablo - 4/8/2002 11:40:01 AM]