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Old 02 November 2010, 12:14 AM
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Question Enamas?

Anyone do enamas as part of the lifestyle thing like where you go on enama holidays, or do coffee enamas etc?

Watched a documentary about these peeps who go to Tailand and do 2 weeks of enamas, colon cleansing, de-tox call it what you will. It's like a retreat.
Old 02 November 2010, 12:23 AM
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Erm..............no! You been watching American TV?
Old 02 November 2010, 12:48 AM
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I think a 2 week spelling course would be more useful

Sounds a pile of fun though

dl
Old 02 November 2010, 12:58 AM
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Hey Mr. Tony Two Personas,

Try using the same dictionary/spell checker you use for all your other threads, there's a good lad.
Old 02 November 2010, 08:23 AM
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Is this something to do with your lifestyle choice of working on an oil rig with 150 other men in close proximity for months on end?

Not being funny though, are you dyslexic?
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tony!!! WTF man!!! my arsehole is exit only. not even my girlfriend gets to stick her pinky in my hole when i am smashing her pie in. <shakes head>
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Tony go and get one done report back to us on how the induced curry **** rape was
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Sinky is her cooking that bad ?
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Sinky is her cooking that bad ?
mate, you have no idea
Old 02 November 2010, 09:37 AM
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At least Tony Two Personae is talking something other than pollyticks.
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bit of a **** subject if you ask me,,,,,,,,
Old 02 November 2010, 09:42 AM
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Well done tony your somewhat strange post is number 1 on goggle Freak

Tailand and do 2 weeks of enamas
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Anyone do enamas as part of the lifestyle thing like where you go on enama holidays, or do coffee enamas etc?

Watched a documentary about these peeps who go to Tailand and do 2 weeks of enamas, colon cleansing, de-tox call it what you will. It's like a retreat.

Nope
My bum is a virgin and shall remain so
Old 02 November 2010, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Nope
My bum is a virgin and shall remain so

so i won't be getting my brown wings of you then Lee
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
so i won't be getting my brown wings of you then Lee
You have more chance of being kissed by the Pope
(not just you, any bloke goes near my bum and he is dead)
Old 02 November 2010, 10:07 AM
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Never had one, never want one!

It was common practice for women in the early stages of labour, and it is still available if requested.

As for going on holidays??? Isn't there only some much poop that can come out?

I know it's supposed to help you lose a few lb's.... Maybe they are all trying to suck the fat out, literally?

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Originally Posted by Lee247
You have more chance of being kissed by the Pope
(not just you, any bloke goes near my bum and he is dead)
Hey

You'll be drugged and won't know a thing about it
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Well done tony your somewhat strange post is number 1 on goggle Freak

Tailand and do 2 weeks of enamas
If you just stay in aptly named Bangkok the local ladyboys have a very special way of doing enemas - and for five dorra they will love you long time.
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Originally Posted by Trout
If you just stay in aptly named Bangkok the local ladyboys have a very special way of doing enemas - and for five dorra they will love you long time.
A special way..... I think I get the picture! Lol
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Old 02 November 2010, 10:50 AM
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had plenty of enamas -- plenty of friends too
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Originally Posted by Lee247
You have more chance of being kissed by the Pope
(not just you, any bloke goes near my bum and he is dead)
Did not want to read this eating my brekkie supping coffee
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
Anyone do enamas as part of the lifestyle thing like where you go on enama holidays, or do coffee enamas etc?

Watched a documentary about these peeps who go to Tailand and do 2 weeks of enamas, colon cleansing, de-tox call it what you will. It's like a retreat.
Do you pronounce that Enahhhhmas?

Les




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