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Old 17 November 2010, 02:53 PM
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Default Some marital advice for Kate Middleton.

Don't forget your seatbelt.
Old 17 November 2010, 02:55 PM
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And so it begins
Old 17 November 2010, 02:56 PM
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And Will is buying her a Chastity belt
Old 17 November 2010, 03:06 PM
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mine was better.
Old 17 November 2010, 03:08 PM
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haha, I know mate!
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What would Diana be doing if she was alive today?





.... scratching the lid of her coffin screaming ''ARRRRGGGGHHHH, GET ME OUT!!!!''
Old 17 November 2010, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
What would Diana be doing if she was alive today?





.... scratching the lid of her coffin screaming ''ARRRRGGGGHHHH, GET ME OUT!!!!''

ooo now that is bad taste lmao
Old 17 November 2010, 03:28 PM
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Christ on a bmx bike have you got nothing better to do except post this is crap ?getting extremely tedious.
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Nope!

Prince Phillip is said to be gutted after hearing that Kate Middleton
has employed a former Chilean miner to be her driver.
There's no way he's gonna go in another f*****g tunnel.
Old 17 November 2010, 03:30 PM
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lol good one
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Christ on a bmx bike have you got nothing better to do except post this is crap ?getting extremely tedious.
Coming from the bloke with 30k posts
Old 17 November 2010, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
Coming from the boring fekker with 30k posts
Fixed that for you
Old 17 November 2010, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
Coming from the bloke with 30k posts
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
Coming from the bloke with 30k posts


Said the chap that was authorised
Old 17 November 2010, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Said the chap that was authorised


The point being?
Old 17 November 2010, 03:46 PM
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You paid.

Now chill out and put away your handbag
Old 17 November 2010, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
You paid.

Now chill out and put away your handbag
from that responce you know you;ve been owned, lol
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Originally Posted by Jamie
You paid.

Now chill out and put away your handbag
I didn't pay... someone else pays for me to spend time on here.
Great isn't it!!!

Handbag is going back into the wardrobe.... with my high heels
Old 17 November 2010, 03:57 PM
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just love the air of malice and hatred in here. Joyous!!!
Old 17 November 2010, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Moley_WRX
I didn't pay... someone else pays for me to spend time on here.
Great isn't it!!!

Handbag is going back into the wardrobe.... with my high heels

Good when you have finished can you please cheer up
Old 17 November 2010, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Good when you have finished can you please cheer up

um, i read your post as you being the grumpy old fart
Old 17 November 2010, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Christ on a bmx bike have you got nothing better to do except post this is crap ?getting extremely tedious.
TBH it makes a change from f**king mobile phone threads
Old 17 November 2010, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
um, i read your post as you being the grumpy old fart
What post ?
Old 17 November 2010, 08:38 PM
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I'd advise her to keep a watchful eye on her "big *****" in case he starts hanging around some ugly horse faced old hag from the aristocracy........
Old 17 November 2010, 09:06 PM
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I'm generally in no way moral but i just don't like these jokes as William and Harry are 2 good lads and don't deserve to see/hear this sort of thing.
Old 17 November 2010, 11:10 PM
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Unless they are closet scooby owners I dont really see that being a problem on here
Old 18 November 2010, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by sandyRS16i
Unless they are closet scooby owners I dont really see that being a problem on here
But these jokes aren't just on Scoobynet. As said, I don't know why it annoys me as I'm generally game for mostly any sort of joke.
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I'm wondering if Hewitt will get an invite to the wedding
Old 18 November 2010, 11:49 AM
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Kate Middleton,

The first person to squeeze into diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed.

I'm ere all week

Chop
Old 18 November 2010, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Christ on a bmx bike have you got nothing better to do except post this is crap ?getting extremely tedious.
Did they have those out in the desert in those days then?

Les
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