JPL

Nothing in this Universe can kill you
Nothing can harm, hurt or disfigure you
You will never feel "pain"
You do not age
You will never succumb to disease

What do you do?

• Become a vigilante hero
• Tell no-one.. ever
• Test yourself and fear each day
• Learn everything you can
• Take over the world
• Gamble all on red, take a ****load of drugs and screw every *****
• Become good
• Become evil
• ???

Discuss

J4CKO

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It does become tiresome, I just log on to Scoobynet to see how the mortals cope.

Jamz3k

I'd become a gay cowboy.

JPL

You don't need immortality for that, just a bucket load of condoms and some KY

gallois

create a new world order....eventually become corrupt, and eventually become a mad dictator.

cster

I'd change my name to Steven Segal and make **** movies.

belliott69

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i'd try and be good at first, but that probably would end up boring and i'd have to start taking over countrys on my own, rambo style.

J4CKO

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I dont think you would would suit being a cowboy !

jonc

What's the point, immortality? just means you suffer everything like everyone other mortal forever and worse, watching dear ones grow old and die around you, no friends, become a bit of a freak show or taken by the military for experimentation. It's not like having a proper power like flying or super strength or lightening speed etc.

ALi-B

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Become a Scoobynet moderator.


No, seriously, If I could think of anything better to waste my time with, I would: I'm past ******** ******, I';m past playing the stock market, I' m past snorting the drugs, I'm past the booze and I'm past the ladyboys

prodriverules

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Bigbob3000

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I'm Imortal, im denying the laws of nature my soul, so i can attain my goal of reaching Chuck Norris level of immortality

LG John

This! I'd just go around waiting for neds to kick off and then I'd rip them all to shreds. I'd never start something.....but always end it (terminally).

PaulC72

I suppose I would have to correct some wrong doings and try to sort some of the problems out...oh and world peace ;-)

jonc

But it's not like you're super strong, you'd get overpowered by the said group of neds, who could then tie you up and **** rape you and when done throw you in a deep ditch of quick drying cement or bury you under their patio. If you're lucky you might get dug up again in a 1000 years time as part of an ancient achaeological dig.

ChefDude

it'd be cool to walk across the atlantic or go looking for sunken treasure.

i'd live a 'life' everywhere, eg; live in tokyo for 25 years and learn the language and culture, then australia with the aborigines, etc etc...

no fun without someone to share all this with though.

cookstar

iTrader: (6)

Belly laughed at that.

Camoscooby

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Too late, Nick Schofield has beaten you to it

JPL

Well that sucks! Of all the awesome things you could think about and you throw in **** rape and cement burial

At least the **** rape won't be painful

cookstar

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It would only be a very short while before you were noticed, and spent the rest of existence being held captive while having experiments performed on you.

If I were offered it I would refuse, double innings though, yes please.

ALi-B

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Think I'd prefer invisibility or Jedi-mind trick abilities.

< waves hand >

This is not the thread you are looking for.

Coffin Dodger

I'd try to kick the Angel Dust habit that had clearly created the delusion in the first place, or just go for it

scunnered

iTrader: (1)

I am immortal.
Well so far anyway. Nothing has killed me yet as far as I know.

Leslie

Don't be too confident about that!

Les

Will

I am immortal!!! You'd need to chop my head off to kill me!!!!

jonc

er....No.......that didn't work! Your powers are weak old man!

Rescue Dude

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After that you could go to America and spend 2 minutes learning there culture.

DCI Gene Hunt

Noob

TinyTim

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I'd order in a nice Chinese first

Rescue Dude

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